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For Seniors 60 plus deodorant. I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom". I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome!

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos...

I put a snake through the header yesterday, didnt do him much good I would imagine, this morning I came across an echidna, about three parts grown, he came out from under the semi and just looked up at me I picked him up, he didnt even try to ball up, I poured him a cupfull of water, sat him up on the tray, gave h...

we have a sme oven, grill combo, i know it has an electrical hot top plate, and 3 gas burner thingys which we can use, but we cant get the grill to work, and the instruction book is crap, any ideas?any one with a jayco van, caravan ??

My oh my .. so this is Victoria .. hehe ! .. musta been a while since I last poked around in Wodonga .. .. Apart from the new expressway that now actually bypasses both Albury and Wodonga, not that much seems to have changed .. some lovely spots around still .. Spending a few days at the Boathaven Holiday Par...

Forget the Melbourne Cup record attempt What about our GN record 'Logging In' attempt? Surely now with soooo.. many new members, we can beat last years record

I really hate this machine I wish that they would sell it It never does what I want Only what I tell it.

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is wor...

Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?" "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh yeah . and what route are you takin'?" "Ah, prob'ly the Missus ... after all, she stuck by me durin' the drough...

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He was making a lot of noise , In the bar of the hotel Federation.. He was telling every one, About his fancy education. He had diplomas and degrees, From business to guitar strumming. But the most useful lesson he had learnt, Was how to spot a sucker coming. He then produced some fancy papers, Just to pro...

My legs were too long for cycling, And my arms were too short for weights. Im no good at running or jumping, And my boxing skills arent great. Me hair was too short for tennis, But I gave badminton a bash. My hair was too long for golf, And cricket pads give me a rash. I cant stay afloat in the water, And Im too s...

There is a form on the DVA Website called Medilist & Health Record. This form enables you and/or your GP/Pharmacist to enter & print all of the medications that you are taking as well as brief overview of your health. It is a very handy form to have in your vehicle whilst travelling, or when you h...

Air Force Test This will drive you nuts!! The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to...

THE SPIRITS OF THE OUTBACK© Veronica Weal Mount Isa, Queensland When those aircraft started falling in an outrage so appalling That the world was changed forever on a clear September day, Did you shed some tears of pity for the pain of New York City?Did you grieve for senseless slaughter in a country...

Looking to buy a diesel 4WD. Early days yet, but the vehicles in my price range (say, $25-30,000) seem to have about 100,000km on the clock. Now, I have never had a diesel, so is this a reasonable reading for a vehicle about 4 to 5 years old? And could I hope for, say, another 100,000km out of it before needi...

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I am thinking of putting a bar fridge in the van as we only use powered sites, and we have a 12v fridge in the car for use when traveling. Does anyone know the durability of a bar fridge when used this way.