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So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda p i s s ed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: &quo...

At 4am this morning, the Two Mile Hotel at Mungindi burnt down. From what we have been told, not much left of the place.

I came across this story on News.com just a moment ago. It will open up a can of worms but nevertheless should lead to an interesting discussion: Abridged version: TIDAL WAVE OF RETIREES COULD BREAK THE BANK. Australia is on the edge of a demographic tsunami with 5.3 million baby boomer elligable for t...

Who the hell are these 2 w******s presenting carols tonight? i will get shot done but who cares bring back Bert

Thought I would poat a few pics of the kind of things we mget up to at our caravan club in Queensland. !!!NOTE Not an alfoil beanie in sight - a couple of straightjackets in the background somewhere tho

If anyone is interested in tracking the yachts to see who is doing what have a look here. There is only 1.1 Nm between the top three at present, nice weather too. I reckon I would give my right arm to be there on a boat, but I guess one armed sailors are not much use to them eh!

Ok you win Liberty.Happy Christmas to you and your torch.You are almost part of the family now.Do you wear an Alfoil hat to keep the pidgeons off your head?Cheers.Ibbo.

Hi everybody! I've jut finished the IRONING! You know that old-fashioned chore we all wish we didnt have to do, like the younger generation, except when you look at their clothes you go running back to the ironing board? (Well some of us still do) It even included that dreaded damask tablecloth that l...

Who would have thought washing your car could be so much fun, or so hazardous? View it here. I reckon they would have wet themselves laughing, but who would notice? Cheers

oh go on!! with ya, thats way too easy!, it's not my piccy as I didnt know we were going for a drive!

I am curious to know if I am the only one who has trouble reading this small text.

Merry Xmas, everyone. I hope that you have a most enjoyable and happy day.

Marriage Guidance It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive wo...

I got me one of those roaming "cards" from the telstra shop, a one time use thing cost me $58, I tell you here and now I wont be using it again, I'm just past bordertown and heading towards halls gap the bloody thing is so slow I'm sure I could run home and type and send then run back and post it qui...

Yes, at last it is Boxing Day! Cricket, Yachting, lazing in the shade, no cooking as there are plenty of leftovers, heaps of alcohol left......and......best of all........there are still 364 days to Christmas! This is as far from it as we get! Yes, I am a happy man. Happy New Year everybody

Think I will fit in here, well for starters I am well and truely grey headed, I have just upgrade from a pop top camper to a an older 16 foot van with inside toilet and shower, so how am I going, am I fitting in. The only downfall I see ATM is I am only bloody 48 and grey before my time. This is where you will find me...

Inside every old person Is a young person wondering WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

Hi all Since this is a tech thread ,I think it may be advisable to point out that your RCD in the van [if fitted] is inoperable & will not trip on a fault, when the van is connected to a portable geny or inverter via the inlet socket.

Some people are gifted, ILove these guys work

we have done the numbers and will have roughly 45 folks, give or take, young and old and those that cant make up their mind around for chrissy lunch and tea and after snacks the thread on another section made my mouth water for "Goose" as well as the usual beef, lamb and pork roasts how many go...