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I would like to wish all my fellow Grey Nomads a Happy and Joyous Christmas.If you are driving please stay safe.Cheers.martin and Sylvia Ibbo.

Well I have just finished cleaning the chimney so the Fat Man can squeeze his way down. I forgot to do it last year and Gees.......did I hear about it?? I got letters from the union......workplace services........and the local council. All sorts of threats ranging from law suits to 'NO Presents"...

Youwouldn't read about it !I just spent$55 on a Tiger Woods DVD "My Favourate 18 Holes" and bugger me it's all about golf !

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1.Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet tableknows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find...

To who it may concern.The stars and Stripes have now had a fair showing as the lead in picture.Can we have our own flag for a change.Cheers.Ibbo. -- Edited by ibbo on Tuesday 22nd of December 2009 03:24:24 PM

Listening to the news and it appears that the conditions in parts of S.A are similar or worse than the conditions that prevailed for the Tragic Black Saturday fires.Arsonists are believed to have started at least two of the fires that the Firies are battling at the moment.You people in SA please take a...

A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: Anyone want to buy a present?Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!I think that S...

This may have been posted before, apologies if it has. One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was begin...

My Grandfather made this Motor-home on a Wyllies Knight chassis,[Used to look like Grandma Ducks' car. The one with the Dickey seat.] after the war. He and Nanna used to travel everywhere in it. Cheers, xina.

Chris reports progress going well and due to go back to Cairns on Wednesday

Just saying hello and introducing myself and my wife.. my name is garry and my wifes name is grace... we have decided that we want to have a go at being a grey nomad so who can help us get on the right track... where do we start... and please don't say at the beginning

http://spiritoftasmania.optin.com.au/a?2111137128-3070269...

Jock seen this in our llocal rag, he brought it out to me, and I had to post it, I wet myself as I was reading it I know it's not nice to laugh at others misfortunes but hey these were self inflicted so therefore I find it quite within my rights and every word is true

Just like Granny I have to jump onto the soap box and vent my spleen! A previous post by somebody on this forum mentioned an Islamic symbol on some food products sold in Australia. Sure enough I looked on my Cadburys chocky pack and there it was "Approved by the Islamic Council' or some such. I st...

Just wondered whast sort or style of decorations people use. Here's a shot of ours. Terro

1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: It's a little dry, do you st...

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, 'Fairy G...

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating myporridge?' he squeaks.. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks in...

Soiled Bed Sheets! This should make you smile and one for the Nurses & Security Guards as well!! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided...

Hi all I am inspired by your comments and caring on this forum. I am an avid bush camper in a pop-top hiace. To date I have been travelling with a friend, but am keen to do a few trips on my own. I am concerned about what I would do on my own if something went wrong. It might be something simple like a tick latchi...