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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Be...

I have searched far & wide, cant seem to find anyone who will sell me a few native cold water fish for my new pond with solar powered fountain that looks like small boy peeing.... I could buy goldfish I guess maybe I have to catch some perch or similar and put it in the pond....

One of the tenants in my small block of units is moving away and has sold all his furniture to a friend. They came around today with a hire trailer to move the stuff and asked me to check on the security etc. of their loading and attachment to the car. Immigrants from war torn counties and relatively uneduc...

Hi there, my husband and I are getting serious about taking off and working our way around Aus, we are both in our early 50's, willing to do almost any kind of work, just have to be brave and make the decision to do it. Looking for advice on do we rent our house out / sell it etc, or just leave it empty so w...

Hands up who has got a fuzzy head this morning lol

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did..... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a sham...

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As many prawns as one can eat and some for ron ~ peeled, deveined and butterflied (run a sharp knife down the back not cutting right through) chop as much chilli and garlic as you desire and add to prawns with a dash of EVO oil/sea salt & white pepper. cover and allow to marinate in fridge till you can't...

Purchased the range of Grey Nomad drinks from the local bottle shop, thaught Id re post the 3 bottles

We're leaving Adelaide in about 6 weeks and heading south east, we plan to head to Mt Gambier and then Great ocean road, then somewhere on the Murray river. I would like to know of any really good van parks or camping grounds we don't plan too far ahead, when we are ready to move on we then decide which way...

I reckon catwalk models look silly with that 'cross legged' walk they do. Put a learner on high heels and it is a recipe for disaster..... I think I have too much PC time today. Cheers Neil

Sir duck has the goose got you by the bill?

Dave, whats the story behind the guy who goes swimming every morning and sing opera while doing so? he wasn't too bad neither, buggered if i could sing and swim at the same time.

Whos is whos?

Happy New year everyone. I have a tech challenge and i know someone here will know the answer. On New years Day there is a show on the radio i wish to record and save to stick drive. I will be listening to the show via the puter. How do i record it? Is there a programme i can down load free from the net that will al...

Hi, we're Barry & Cate, a married couple in our late 40's, who have made the decison to become Grey Nomads in the not-too-distant future. We've joined this forum so we can begin our research, taking advice from the experts, ie, you guys as you're the lucky ones who are already on the road ! We will b...

Just come back from 5 days camped at Stringybark camp ground, hot showers, flushing toilets 16 large shady sites. $15pn Three other camp grounds within the park, at $5pn,drop loo's only ; Tapanappa Trig Cobbler Hill There is also a once only (if camping) $8 park entry fee. http://www.environment.s...

A Very Happy New Year!! Daisy and I would like to wish everyone a Very Happy, Very Safe and Prosperous New Year. May 2010 be Your year.........especially if you were NICE to DUCKS!!

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day...

To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn!!!! Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch!!!!!