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Neurum Creek at one of our favourite camping spots, Neurum Creek Bush Resort

Two Irishmen making a letter bomb Paddy- Do you think I've put enough explosives in? Mick- Dunno open it and see. Paddy- But it will explode. Mick - Don't be dumb Paddy its not addressed to you.

how do you tell people with dogs to stay away from my patch of ground ? we are currently traveling with our 3 year old grand daughter and for some reason she is terrified of dogs. at a caravan park recently my grand daughter was playing out side the van a dog and its owner wander on our patch of ground, well sh...

Saw a Queensland ute in Perth 'tother day with the (new?) number plate slogan "The smart State". I recalled Joh, Russ Hinze, Peter Beattie and Anna Bligh, among others, and thought: Gee, I love irony. Cheers, Tony

The track to Captain Billys Landing, Cape York. Cheers, Peter

Just to advise the aftermarket bullbars negate the means of front recovery as the bullbar covers the standard recovery point. This means if you get stuck on a slippery slope or worse as we were there is no means of forward recovery. This is what Southern Euro had to say:- "Fiat vehicle have provis...

What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop, writing out a parki...

While in China , a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never havi...

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite c...

hi, i have an old mate who will be travelling from melbourne to broome via west coast, leaving approx sept 2010 for 3 or so month's. he has a hilux dual cab and aluminium boat. Hee has recently retired and is looking for a mate to come along with him. some who can share expenses and also loves fishing, going...

Well! Here's mine.......It was taken on 23/2/2010 at my bowling club...I think you will find plenty of Water

Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii .. I went to Hawaii and Moll...

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office... When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.' The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he ga...

I had a lovely Anzac w/end when I was joined by Grey Nomads, John and Anne (Jandas), Frank and Anne, and Jonathan. It was so good meeting them all and sharing our stories, thoughts, feelings and experiences of our travels. In particular, Anne, Anne and myself, are all artists, so we had a lot in common. J...

GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!&...

Just back from a week in Mandurah, W.A. with the daughter and granddaughter etc. Had a nice time but almost froze my butt off. Nice to arrive back in Cairns last night(actually 0400 hours this morning) to a balmy 29 degrees. Back into my shorts and T shirt.

The Anzac on the Wall I wandered thru a country town 'cos I had time to spare, And went into an antique shop to see what was in there. Old Bikes and pumps and kero lamps, but hidden by it all, A photo of a soldier boy - an Anzac on the Wall. 'The Anzac have a name?' I asked. The old man answered 'No,. The ones who co...

My wife and I have decided to take the plunge and buy a Caravan....Do a short trip to W A and broome with our two little dogs.......I. Myself have traveled willy nilly to Airlie Beach and various other places playing the bowls circuit...But it has always been on my own.......So, My new found friends ou...

My husband and I are planning an around Australia trip.We are planning to leave on our trip in about a year .Currently we are in the planning phase . We would like to get ideas, hear experiences from you all about off road expandable caravans and complete campsite trailers.We have been researching bo...

Have just had a phone call from Gary & Kerry. Asked me to say 'Hello' to everybody. They are currently working at Willow Springs in the Flinders Ranges and are about to head to Arkaroola for another short stint of work. Having a ball and have learnt many new skills along the way. They don't have an...