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Hi All, This may seem a weird question, I am looking at what other caravanners do with their spare time as in playing cards etc. We play Dominoes, Crib and we have just purchased a new game called Secquence, which seems weird as there is no real tally up at the end so nothing really to achive or beat someone...

Just yesterday, happened to see a guy dumping his toilet cassette down the drain in a campsite at Glen Innes NSW. That is the drain for "Sullage" I suppose, by the eletrical and water hookups. Noticed about three minutes later, he is washing the cassette out, by putting the Water...

An old man and woman were married for many years and they grew to hate each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neigh...

Gidday all I Have been missing in action for a while, but its all about sorting myself out. Retirement is not what it was cracked up to be, so I am back at work and feeling better about it. Up in north Qld for the sugar cane crush, driving trucks, camping at a caravan park (no free camps!!! bastard). Have upg...

Had to put my dog in therapy, he had an addiction

Well June 8th is the day we take off from Perth heading North to Katherine and Darwin, will not come quick enough.

Looking at hitting the road jan/feb next year and would like to/need to earn a few dollars along the way to fund our trip. Looking to be on the road about 10 months. Thought it may be a source of a small income if I was to take my portable massage table. Whats your thoughts. cheers blaze

One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the kitchen counter. When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass und...

We are looking for a spot on the NSW South Coast over the Christmas/New Year period. We really don't want to go any further than Merimbula. Any suggestions?

MY HUSBAND AND I STAYED AT THE FREE REST STOP AT THE WEIR FOR THE DAY.

I often think I will spend 1/2 hour before bed checking out the caravan forums on this and other sites and before I know it several hours have passed. Do other people have this problem or do I need to be more diciplined - comments and opinions appreciated, thanks

Hello All, Iam converting a B58 Bus into a CARAVAN(rego category)Motorhome and would like to know what seats are legal for the passengers. Is it possible to use "Jason rockers'"or "swivell type dinning" chairs,designed and manufactured specifically for motorhomes (Win...

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husbands face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I...

Time to pick the brains of this well travelled bunch of nomads. We will finally be aproaching the Great Ocean Road in a few days so am wondering where is the best spot to hit the coast to start our westerly sojourn, we will be coming from Ballarat & definately want to avoid any part of Melbourne. As to c...

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk." Indian: "Horse no talk" Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?" Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the...

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without any warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pre...

Some days make you think there is just limit on what some people will hook up & tow with a mid size tug.Today I saw a new van that I would estimate to be 30/32ft tri axle behinde a mitsy tritan ute, dont know the tow weights on these but if any thing ever looked out of proportion & wrong this did.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there....