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Why Nana? Ill be good.. -- Edited by BobnBev on Monday 23rd of May 2011 10:50:06 AM -- Edited by BobnBev on Monday 23rd of May 2011 10:54:32 AM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cri...

Over the last few months, I've started to buy goods on the internet, examples: skywatcher telescope bought from UK, (Cheaper from Germany I believe), $600 delivered. In Australia, $1800. Filter for camera, bought from Hong Kong $60 delivered, from camerahouse Australia, $127 plus postag...

The Frog and Golfer A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He loo...

I have hunted high and low, gone through search and thought I had saved into my favourites. Can't find it anywhere. I know it was around 800.00. Theres a couple here in the park where I'm staying like the sound of it. Was going to give them details. Think they are leaving in the morning. Can you or anyone e...

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Here's the first one Marj. Second is twice the size, and will go on the front, but have to delete some paintwork first. Cheers, Sheba.

-- Edited by eagles on Friday 20th of May 2011 03:52:25 PM -- Edited by eagles on Friday 20th of May 2011 03:53:15 PM

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hi kerry&lyn here have just joined grey nomads forum have been looking at this forum for sometime seems a good forum we are off to western australia next week we hope if anyone has some tips crossing the nullarbour would ...

God appears to this sinful guy and says to him "if you really want to get to heaven you have to give up smoking, alcohol and sex." The guy says "well ok I want to go to heaven, so I will try" God comes back a fortnight later and says "how is it going" The guy says "ok for t...

The International scientific association,after years of study and an expenditure of two hundred and twenty million dollars, believe that they have found the answer to the question that has baffled mankind from the very beginning of life, What makes a woman happy ????????????? ...

New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to Spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short Skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments She uncrosses her legs ... Enough times that her husband finally asks,"Are yo...

Confucius say,"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301. I will buzz...

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their wives at this stage of the pregnancy. She said "Ladies, remember that exercise i...

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a b...