A group of tough looking bikers were out riding one day when they came across a girl about to jump off a bridge.

They stopped & the lead biker, a big burly bloke got off his bike, strolled over to the girl & asked her what she was doing.

"I'm going to commit suicide so don't come any closer" she said.

Now the biker didn't want to appear insensitive but he never missed any opportunity with a good looking babe so he said "before you jump, how about you give me a kiss to remember this moment".

"Ok, but don't try to stop me jumping" she said.

"I won't" said the biker.

She gives him the longest, deepest, most passionate & lingering kiss complete with lots of tongue.

After that the biker stepped back, shook his head & said to her "Wow, that's the best kiss I have ever had. You really do have talent. You could be famous with a kiss like that. Why would you want to kill yourself?"

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"Because I can't stand it any longer. My parents are always picking on me for dressing up like a girl .........."