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A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."...

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walkedpast, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint,come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. Aftera while...

I've posted before about my son modifying Gypsy to mount the fridge on the draw bar. So here she is! He had to stregthen the draw bar, make the box to suit, and attach the bracket for the gas bottle which will run the fridge when I'm stopped. He also added a crate to carry the small gas bottle, guy ropes...

Forbes Auto Museum NSW -- Edited by Hylda&Jon on Tuesday 7th of June 2011 02:26:40 PM

I got a phone call from the insurance company today telling me that they had approved the claims for Esmeralda's repairs. The man told me that they had almost decided to write her off!!!! The repairer is going to remove the awning altogether (I will use the annexe which looks like it has never been us...

A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass....

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes or I would have been really mad. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. I sat on the train this morni...

d/day pple. this week i am moving from cairns up to lake tinaro. spent 2 days there last week camping , taking the van this time ,staying a month first up think mabe more, park managment are realy freindly and the park is very neat. had pancakes and coffee thurs morning met (free) par...

G'day me hardies... Milo here just checking in to see if your all still here.. Dad and I are having a great time on the Pacific Jewel, she is a grand ship! And you just about need a gps to find your way around it, first day on the sea i was sea sick as much as 75% of passengers and crew were, very rough seas but i...

A friend of mine is paddling around Aust. He started last year at Broome & keeping Aust on his left has arrived at Nhulunbuy, on the NW tip of the Gulf of Carpentaria on his way to Darwin in a couple of weeks, (you could follow him on Google, Stewart Trueman around Australia). The purpose of this post i...

A few weeks back a Caravan park owner advertised on our site on the East Coast of NSW $20 powered for grey Nomads The Ladies name was Lyn I think can't remember the bloke's name Between Port Macquire and Coffs Harbour i think Pets were allower Special rates being off season...Can anybody help me as...

Happy vanning to all. We are collecting our bits and pieces for our van but with limited storage there is always that question "how much to take". With regards to sheets and towels etc. as we have seperate beds just wondering how many of each other people think is enough for say a 2 months tr...

Sunset At Wellington NSW

Wouldn't it be interesting if we could have a big map of Australia which we could all log our current positions into!!!!!

Photo up loading was working I have tried for 2 days now to upload more photos but it will not upload anymore can someone advice me what to do.

''A piece of grey tarmac is in a bar with a piece of red tarmac,'' ''A piece of green tarmac walks in, grabs red's drink, and saunters off. Red tarmac, outraged, gets up to follow, but grey tarmac says, 'Leave it.' 'But he stole my drink!' fumes red. 'Yeah', says grey, 'but mate, believe me, you don't want...

Why don't dogs dance Cause they have two left feet

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigar...

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every...