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hello everyone, i am a bit perplexed. qld. gov. abolished the ambulance levy on our electricity bills in july. 2011. does anyone know if i travel out of qld. to say victoria - am i covered by the qld. ambulance service. we are not on the pension yet. thanks everyone. -- Edited by the rocket on Wednesday 3...

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton ba...

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second not looking at the man, and decided to send a rep...

After having dug to a depth of 3.3 metres last year, British Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years. They came to the conclusion that british ancestors had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Brits an american archaeologist dug to a depth of 6 metre...

I've found this topic great and 98% of it is helpful and I have taken a lot onboard but is starting to deteriorate into chit chat. Come on guys lets stick to Boroma's original idea and keep it for hints, tips and great ideas with the banter kept for the main forum where you can cut loose and have your say. ...

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy. Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls...

I am sure she had to go to doctors Tuesday for results...........hope it was a good result and if a not so good result, maybe we can help.

Hello Everyone, Wow. my last toilet post had an enormous amount of readers and thankyou to all who replied. one thing though with regards to the top tank - usually I use chemicals so do other people just use water and a few drops eucalyptus oil instead and if so, how does this go for you? thanks.

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4 weeks to christmas .... where has the year gone ...what are you all doing for the christmas season ? ... where will you be ?

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The chief woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist', who was responsible for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site. In a panic to escape, she slid down the tr...

An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, "Shirl, when we started out, tried to buy a business in the depression, went bust: you were with me" "Oh, yes, Bruce", she says. Then the war started, I joined up, and wa...

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So here it is folks, with Tezza's blessing, hope most can make it on that day if possible. I have booked a table but need to confirm the numbers for joining tables etc before the day, so if you think you can make it let me know by a post here or by pm so I have an idea of how big a table we need. Everyone orders and...

Doesn't look very nice up there. Bingara is under water. The Newell from Moree to Goondi is closed as is the Gwydir. Just heard on the news a toddler drowned at Bingara, that is very sad. Are all our Grey Nomads safe, the weather has certainly been a bit uncomfortable the last two days.

Hello all Have moved on from Port Fairy and now at Merngo caravan park in Apollo Bay, very windy but still 31 degrees Have a try at surf fishing but the little bludgers did not want to be fed but will keep trying. If any nomads around come for coffee Ken

Proper use of tools explained...from a safety perspective of course DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had care...

My teenage son just told me he shagged the neighbours daughter for the first time last night. "Well done son", I said, "I hope you used something for personal protection". "Yeah dad, a balaclava".