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Female golfers A woman was out enjoying a round of golf with her girlfriends."Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time ! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband ! He'll be so hacked off if it's not ready on time."When she got home, she discovered all...

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel...

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink Willie. The curator...

Arrived home late Monday night, slept well till 10 am the next day. Now to get back to what I love best. Myrtle wouldn't start so ended up with a new battery and getting a new house battery today. All go and costing a lot. 2 batteries later and nearly 600 dollars.. Luckily I had some cash stached away for th...

.. Hopefully these few pics will give you some idea of the camping ground ..

yeah so sleep is over rated!!! I am THE KNIGHT OWL!!! any way just made this short promo video for milo aviations hope you guys like it ps this was all edited on my iphone .. -- Edited by milo on Friday 12th of April 2013 04:19:40 AM -- Edi...

From the cartoon strip"wizard of id".

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could slee...

Did the tour today - really worth it as we were taken right in to the mining areas - but not allowed to put a foot outside the van! Loads of information as well. Then on to Breakaways - wow!!!! The colours are stunning. Pity we cannot free camp there. Need a permit to go to the area. On across an extremely dry...

Since retiring from full time work last year, my wife and I have started researching the purchase of a new caravan. We're leaning towards a tandem axle offroad van as we like the idea of free camping and expect to purchase a new unit later this year. I'm puzzled about the apparently low usage of disc brak...

Finally going in for operation in the morning, hopeing all goes smooth and can work out how long before I can hit the road again.

Ok, Whiteman Park from 10AM onwards Tuesday 9th April 2013, suggest when you arrive go to the Vistor Information Centre (see map on left legend on link below, also other info) and get some brochures on the park and also ask where the Grey Nomads are, I will tell them when I get there so you will be able to fi...

Just thought I would let you all know that I bought a new cranking battery recently for 'The Cave' (my Hino motorhome) and found that Auto Pro at Tuncurry, NSW has very competitively priced bats - I paid just $165 for my new cranking battery (N70) compared to $279 for my previous purchase. They seem to b...

Hello all Just noticed in local paper that they are looking at putting a 28 day limit at Ayssens reserve, and then moving you on. It is to be voted on later this month Ken

Hi We are wanting to buy a van. We would like to start off slowly and do 2 and 3 week trips, then slowly build up to the big one. We have been looking at vans but they are all very expensive. There are some on Internet with no shower and toilet which look ok. Do we really need a shower and toilet to travel o...

It works! I bought a cheap($69)LG smart phone, and using instructions from the web, I used it as a modem! It seems quicker than the Telstra wireless dongle,and is simpler to get online.I bought a $5 Kogan chip to try, and after some small problems , put it in the LG phone amd am now using it.Do I loose my ema...

Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You...

It's time again to replace tyres. I have been told goodrich ATKO are the way to go but they look fairly chunky to me and I am concerned about road noise. Almost all our driving is on good roads. Does anyone have any comment on these or other tyres. They are about $400 each.

Maggie Thatcher, The first UK female PM has passed away. Baroness Thatcher was reviled or loved by many. I can only go on my English Auntie Rose who hated her for cutting back pensions and sacking thousands of miners.And I don,t think she is very popular with the Argentinians, Either.She is/was a Tory...

What is Celibacy? Celibacy can either be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened tothe instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know thethings that are important to each other." He asked...