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Well, spend at day at the opera today at His Majesty's Theatre. SWMBO won free tickets, in the upper dress circle right in front of the balcony, lovely old theatre heritage listed. So did my duty and went along, although I like a lot of classical music, can't say I like opera, some of it was in Ital...

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had jus...

Gday... A couple more ... Cheers - John

Took this shot from my phone and not until I looked on the computer was it noticable that a water frop was on the end of the long leafs of the giant lily. Taken in November 2012. The walk to the top was about two hours and it was cloudy and rainy at the top. The view was obscured but breathtaking.

Has anyone heard where they are seeing whales in SA. We have been told to head for a place called Cactus Beach just below Penong on the Eyre Hwy just past Ceduna. Any comments on this would be most welcome. Thanks Brian and Cheryl

Ol' 3237 at Taree, 2012.

She greeted him at the door dressed only in her "special occasion" bra and panties: "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out...

We went for a drive out to Murray Falls for a look around and to see how many Nomads were out there enjoying the place. Walking around and having a chat to some of the lucky travellers, I noticed a large branch had broken off the Bluegum Tree next to the couple we were talking to. I pointed it out the guy and...

Carol and I met up with Anton today for lunch at Morley (sub of Perth), had met him previously at a GTG at Beverley WA a month or so back. Very nice bloke.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing ful...

----- Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.... Do I have a job? I replied, I am my wife's sexual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my f -----g advice, she'll ask me f...

See what I mean?

Fellow Caravanners If your travelling north towards Charters Towers and are in need of a overnight rest then consider staying at the Capella Caravan Park, half way between Emerald and Clermont. It is well back from the main road, thus, no noise from traffic. The owners/operators David and Jodie a...

Before finally signing off on our new Lotus van we have been recommended to protect the underside of the van with a product called Vantec. Would this be something we should do? Or is it not really necessary? Has anyone used this or a similar product?

Seen on the rear of a truck recently, Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.

Bugger he's still around I just heard someone up in the Dress Circle say. You can't help bad luck can you. Well, this last week has been very hectic indeed, this retirement and grey nomad thing is really hard work and I tell you that for free. I decided to take myself off to the moving pictures last Tue...

I think we talked about this once before , but I cant find where, I keep getting words highlighted on my browser, firefox (latest version) and dont know how to get rid of it, any ideas? thanks

Solar panel mats on roof of motor home have lifted.Has anyone else experienced this? Anyone have solution?

Small high plastic air vent in side wall above couch leaks in heavy rain. Water pours down the wall on to the curtain pelmet! I have tightened the screw and put more sealant aroung the outside. Thought that had fixed it but heavy rain last night and once again a pile of wet towels to deal with this morning...