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LOGIC 101 . Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you...

Hitman Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up". Sure, they said, youre welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the compan...

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.... Over the course of the evening, while...

This is just for anyone heading for northern Qld (or already there). In addition to the famed Comfort Stop the good people of Home Hill have opened up their showground. And a very nice place to stop it is. It costs $10 a night for a powered site - the same for unpowered (they like to keep things simple) so...

Do you ever get used to it or do you use UHT? Just curious what others use.

Hi all, I have a 90Lt Dometic 3 way fridge fitted to my Avan and has been working well until two days ago when for some reason it just stopped working on 240v. I have checked the main power supply and auto cut of board and all is ok, power is getting in to the Avan so that's not it. Gas and 12v works fine. I am usin...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student say...

G'Day All, We are new to the forum,caravaning etc. but not to the " We are having fun because we are older". Having been in the Ulysses Club for several years. Their motto is " Grow old disgracefully". Very valid. I'm George & my wife of 35+ years,Linda have a plan. We will reti...

Favourite Artesian Baths stays in NSW ? .

For those grey nomads already up here in sunny NQ, a must see is the recently opened Avenue of Honour at Tinaburra on the banks of Lake Tinaroo On the Atherton Tableland west of Cairns. A truely magnificent site to pause and reflect and not only on those who have given their lives in Afghanastan. It has be...

Well, spend at day at the opera today at His Majesty's Theatre. SWMBO won free tickets, in the upper dress circle right in front of the balcony, lovely old theatre heritage listed. So did my duty and went along, although I like a lot of classical music, can't say I like opera, some of it was in Ital...

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had jus...

Gday... A couple more ... Cheers - John

Took this shot from my phone and not until I looked on the computer was it noticable that a water frop was on the end of the long leafs of the giant lily. Taken in November 2012. The walk to the top was about two hours and it was cloudy and rainy at the top. The view was obscured but breathtaking.

Has anyone heard where they are seeing whales in SA. We have been told to head for a place called Cactus Beach just below Penong on the Eyre Hwy just past Ceduna. Any comments on this would be most welcome. Thanks Brian and Cheryl

Ol' 3237 at Taree, 2012.

She greeted him at the door dressed only in her "special occasion" bra and panties: "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out...

We went for a drive out to Murray Falls for a look around and to see how many Nomads were out there enjoying the place. Walking around and having a chat to some of the lucky travellers, I noticed a large branch had broken off the Bluegum Tree next to the couple we were talking to. I pointed it out the guy and...

Carol and I met up with Anton today for lunch at Morley (sub of Perth), had met him previously at a GTG at Beverley WA a month or so back. Very nice bloke.