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Two Greek blocks down the beach, joe says to George,how come you get plenty of sexy girls. george tells joe put a potato down the front of your speedos. george sees joe the next day and tells him put the potato in the front NOT THE BACK...... Alan

This is what will happen when the Govt. forces us to work until the age of 70... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=19THRdXxmaI

We are at Oakey for a few days . Staying at the showgrounds . $15 / night . Good showers , toilets and power included .

Have just spent a very enjoyable 2 hours with Pauline at Gloria Jeans. Yes!! that place again. Must say there was no pause of breath in our chatting, was so much to talk about. As with others I have met it is great to put a face to the name and chat about out travels and enjoyment out on the road.

Juggler is funny, but the best part is watching Tip O'Neil and Ronald Reagan laugh together, also the prank he plays on Sen Howard Baker is good stuff! https://www.youtube.com/embed/n6mbW-jMtrY?rel=0"****

I have a Ford Trader ( diesel ) former tipper with a caravan efectively bolted on the back. I have 3 security issues and am looking for ideas to tackle them. I've got a few ideas but I'm sure there must be better ones out there. 1) - What is a good way to stop someone starting the motor without they key ? In my ol...

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There's some cruel humour going around England at the moment. The butt? Aussie cricketers of course!-What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A waiter. -What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer? Retired. -What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? A fisherman. -Why...

http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/ "The 24 Hours of LeMons is restricted to cars that were purchased, fixed up, and track-prepped for a total of $500 or less. At most venues, the racing consists of tech inspection and track testing on Friday; long-ass endurance-race sessions on...

When on holiday in Cairns bumped into a few nomads and hence this is what I am looking/hoping to find A damsel or two in need of a companion to travel a bit share driving costs cooking experience Am a experienced coach/truck driver and have always done most of my own repairs on my own four wheel drives This...

Hell. Hello my friends, just enquiring what Larapinta Drive N.T conditions are like. We aren't in a 4wd but all wheel drive Ford Territory Thank you all once again. Kind regards Jim

I shall be travelling north at the end of this month. was going to go early september but decided yesterday to go a month early. Need to get the roof repaired and to pick up some stuff I left in Casino. Will probably go up the new england h/way and back the coast as i need to see friends in port mc and Gosfo...

Mate of mine was on a Plane going to Bali for a holiday, after the take off, The Pilot did the usual Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen, this is flight QA-747 flying melbourne to densapar, our flight will be of 5 hours duration, and we will be cruising at 30000ft, Please sit back end enjoy the flight !Whe...

Geriatric Traffic Jam - so funny. http://biggeekdad.com/2013/08/geriatric-traffic-jam/ Enjoy the humour in this funny clip. Turn your speakers on.

Finished housesitting in Kyabram. I am in SA housesitting for 2 wks, then off camping. Starting to warm up a bit. Resting today & tomorrow to recharge.

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see youve regained consciousness.Now you probably wont remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.Youre going to be okay, youll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the ac...

hi everyone, does anyone know if their are any dump points in Calliope or Gladstone. thanks

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked l...

Thinking of travelling in a few months time along the Savannah Way from Borroloola to Normanton in my 4wd Landcruiser towing a 22ft Caravan .Has anyone travelled on it recently that could give me a report. Please -- Edited by Renrut on Thursday 15th of August 2013 01:28:08 PM

THIS IS PRICELESS!!! I finally received my tax return for 2012 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents." I replied: 1 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack he...