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I will start of by apologising if this is in the wrong section, but it is general in nature, and does not seem to fit in I Digress. I suspect I am not alone in drawing pleasure from watching people, particularly in places like airports, and train stations. I look at people and wonder where they are going,...

On Tuesday Les was using a circular saw to cut up small branches for kindling. Due to unsafe use and the swatting of a spider he has severed his right hand little finger between the first and second joint, he also has cut part way through his ring finger. I rushed him up to the hospital, then went back to col...

I woke up this morning to a pm in my pm box telling me to shut my mouth and stop spreading gossip to MY nutters. Now, you would all love to know who sent it but I'm not one to gossip. So I will keep the bully a secret. It seems you can say what you like on this forum in writing, but talk one to one in person and it turn...

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hi all still at the dam going into 5th week, plenty of vans but have not met any G/N here, I go around daily but still no stickers going out each day to get red claw, but they are a bit light on at present, still good fun here for another week or 2 then heading south slowly Ken the internet service is not good...

Have arrived at Greens for an overnight stay, after spending last night and today at Murrabit market.Unfortunatelyt it is raining, started just after I arrived. Also cold and windy, but am certainly going to enjoy the time here in my weekend off duty, with a long sleep in tomorrow.Someones been cutt...

Old George lived in a nursing home, one day while talking to Mildred who had the room next to his he asked if she would be interested in a bit more than just a friendly relationship. When she agreed they made a date for the next day during afternoon nap time. So the next day came and Mildred came into George'...

After the weekend away....van still remains unnamed.....thinking of "George".......nothing wrong with a few royal connections. The Van (hereafter known as "George") is a '96 Goldstrem Goldwing... He towed beautifully. We might have had an easier set-up at the campsit...

Redbank Waterhole camping is located in the Owen Springs Reserve in the Gregory N/P Enter the park from Stuart Hwy along Owens Springs Reserve Tourist Drive for about 4ks then turn left for a further 2ks to the camping area along the banks of the Hugh River. ( this was a beaut camp last time we were there )...

Owen Springs Reserve is about 50ks out of Alice Springs, with this camping ground located about 5ks south/east of Sturt's Pass. Access track is along Namajira Drive.( hope I spelt that right same name as the aboriginal painter ) GPS..23 43 50 s 133 20 59 E.

Owen Springs Reserve is about 50ks out of Alice Springs, with this camping ground located about 5ks south/east of Sturt's Pass. Access track is along Namajira Drive.( hope I spelt that right same name as the aboriginal painter ) GPS..23 43 50 s 133 20 59 E.

Problem is, my partner, Jennie, has a mobile home, as above. The 4 cylinder diesel motor is in good condition, and pulls well. However, the 5 speed g/box, as many of you may know, has a huge road speed gap between 3rd and 4th gear. One can almost reach 50 kph. in 3rd, and almost 90, in 4th. That gap is the prob...

.259ks east of Daly Waters and 120kms south/east of Borrroloola on the sealed Capentaria H/ Way Facilities none but there is a rubbish bin. No Fees to stay here

Within the Owen Springs Reserve in the Gregory N/P Access is via the Owen Springs Reserve Tourist Drive About 20ks from Redbank Gorge Camping Camping is permitted along some 5km of the Hugh River.

Bluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a tinnie. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that, there's no water deep enough to float a boat within 200 klms of here." He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several d...

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.If she stayed in Italy to raise the ch...

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she b...

An old lady was asked,"At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?" The wise one answered,"Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."

How the Internet Started (according to the Bible)... In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often cal...