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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a bus seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest a...

Unhappy campers will have to pay more to stay in national parks Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/unhappy-campers-will-have-to-pay-more-to-stay-in-national-parks-20131023-2w0wf.html -- Edited by Kingsthorpedavid on Saturday 26th of Octob...

Hi all, new to the forum, although have been on a "shake down" trip in the old Coaster, Perth to Melbourne, up to Yarrawonga camping on the Murray, then through NSW and back to Perth. After a week, headed up to Karratha to see my son, and now back in Perth. Plan is now to head off to nowhere in part...

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Hi, Does anyone have any ideas on travelling in a small economical car and a trailer of some sort for sleeping. thanks. rocket n stropAlso, anyone know approx. the fuel consumption with a high ace van and a small trailer? thanks. -- Edited by the rocket on Wednesday 28th of March 2012 01:11:20 PM

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!' The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a...

We are now 6 GN's at the lake - plus Ollie and Jamala the dogs, of course!!! Sally (Triple333) arrived early last week, as did Yeoeleven, then yesterday morning Solo Steve rocked up, fresh from the wilds of Victorian National Parks, and later in the day Shekon (Sharon) arrived! A great night around a go...

We are off to Melvilles caves today for a couple of days. Anybody in the area heading that way?

Just got my latest copy of the RACV mag and reading the facebook section on page 13, here is a section about name your car, and guess what " my toyota hi ace is called Myrtle " Marj Davis Looks like the grey nomads is not enough for our happy wanderer, she is spreading her wings Ken

Hi can anyone recommend a reputable and honest caravan service tech in the Brisbane / Ipswich area?

Found yet another great spot on the banks of the Murray River (Camps 4) for anyone who is self sufficient. We stayed directly behind the Harness Club but there are many areas all along the riverbank. A local told us that there were hot showers to be had at the public amenitities in the main street of Nyah...

Here's another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills.... I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, lon...

whether people actually read other threads or posts before adding their tidbit of news. Gday... Surprising how often we get duplicate threads on the same (or very similar) topics. Even more interesting, is the number of posts on a thread that seem to prove that the poster seems to not have read all of...

Eight months later, that motion has not been rescinded, although camping apparently puts campers in breach of the Local Government Act as well as the POM. Local government critic Paul Owens of Coramba said breaches of Section 68 of the Local Government Act 1993, covering which activities require t...

Angela Merkel the German PM arrives at Passport Control at Paris Charles De Gaulle airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. ... "Occupation?" "No; just here for a few days." Hope she had her mobile phone as well...

Little Johnnys Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner on the first night. Dad asks Little Johnny what he did that afternoon.... Johnny says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps Johnny. Johnny says, "Okay, okay. I was at a f...

Just back from registering my MH and have new Vic plates...La Buona Vita

A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. Finally, the cabbie says, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything."... "...

I hope that you get this one ok Gary Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life,to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded on...