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A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. Finally, the cabbie says, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything."... "...

I hope that you get this one ok Gary Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life,to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded on...

Looking at a second hand rig and it has 3 solar panels side by side across the width of the motorhome roof with no gap underneath for air flow . Is this alright , they have been on the rig for sometime now so the owner says. They seem to be working ok will I have to lift them up. Don't know what wattage they a...

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two new laws - gay marriage and legalised marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalised on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned...

Just imagine... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Air New Zealand one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in the AA one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Canterbury Finance one year ago,you would have $0.00 to...

Well maintained but smaller park located in the old gold mining village of Blackwood. It's located in the Mineral Springs Reserve and has a lot of excellent walking trails etc. Dogs allowed on a lead, but cats are not welcome unless they are contained inside the caravan/motorhome. Heaps of bird life...

Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "What's his name?" Mick replies "Miles, from Sydney."

I have spent a number of years in mainland China and found that the people are very interesting to sketch.They are expressive . Here I sketched a couple of my students, from Tsing Hua University in Zhuhai . -- Edited by bloomoon on Thursday 24th of October 2013 11:34:01 AM

Hi all. We are newbies at this lifestyle so have A few questions. We are currently in Brisbane awaiting the arrival of A new grandson so our adventure is on hold till after the new year. We have A Nissan Patrol manual 3litre turbo intercooled tug, and will be towing our Millard Endeavour (series 2) van...

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Yes that's right folks, the most Worshipful Grey Nomad Meeting Master, Dougwe is set to depart the warm waters and even warmer company of those on the NSW South Coast tomorrow. WGNMM Dougwe is set to head back south of the border and we all wish him safe travel's til we meet again, in the new year wi...

Some have noticed that the avatar for old Crofter is the same as florinhill, which was a correct observation,it is. The name Florin Hill came about when I purchased the farm across the road from our small holding, it was owned by a 86 year old who had cleared it of native forest by hand and draught horse, h...

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A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anes...

T-SHIRT A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?' 'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front.''

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Apologies if you have seen this one ... A Blonde goes to Heaven. An Aussie Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an En...

Staying 3 nights at this park (27th - 29thOct 2013. Has the cleanest amenities block I have ever seen. Cheap at $29/night less with 10% discount. Small park but spotless, owners very friendly. Cheers Dunworkin

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got o...

Hi all don't know if I am in the right place, But only one way to find out. Yesterday we purchased our first Van. It is an 18' Leisure Caravan. It has Ensuite 180 Lt Fridge Freezer & that was what we wanted. Will only be doing small trips until we know A from B. Any information that can help would be appre...