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A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Tha...

Two Dublin nuns sat at traffic lights in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross". So Siste...

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "...

A man from The Snowy Mountains left the snowballed streets of Blue Cow for a vacation in Alice Springs. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had w...

Well folks it's been a hectic 24 hrs first the new van pick up Friday and today, we headed off to the Bay Caravan Show. Well nothing special to report about the show if anything thought it was lacking compared to previous years, but then they all tend to be the same after you have been to so many. Did howeve...

The old Geist Owners Club closed down in June 2009 and this is the new Club site, also has other info on Geist in Australia, see; http://www.geistdirect.com.au/care_club.asp

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A woman who was a tree hugging greenie purchased a piece of forest near Collie, WA.There was a large tree in one of the highest parts of her forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attac...

I have just purchased a new ute (a Ford Ranger XLT) to tow my van and want to fit some kind of a stone guard, not only to protect the van that has a few dents already, but moreso to protect the towing vehicle. My previous vehicle, a Hilux, had lots of stone chips on the tailgate from stones bouncing off the...

Saw this movie today......Wow, what a powerful movie and based on a true story, one of those that keeps you on the edge of your seat. PS: May sure you go to the loo beforehand......it's a long movie and you won't feel like you want to miss any of the film !

I love these guys!! If you want a good laugh get out despicable me 1 & 2 on dvd, love the minions!!!

A little girl asked her mother "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough". The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" One day the first...

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Heard this lady interviewed on the radio today and she seemed to make a lot of sense. May help some http://ireneprantalos.com/

Hi All, In preparation for the east west trip we have been looking for roadside assist providers in the event of a breakdown, But due to size of our rigs, none of the usual providers eg NRMA, RAC etc cover them. We have been looking on the net and have found a business called fixmytruck.com.au , Has anyon...

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come...