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Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, Why are you throwing thos...

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complainingof an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her upand stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.A little perplexed, she hears, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt.&q...

Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick...

So many newbies it is hard to keep up with them - Soooo - hope you will all take this a very warm welcome from me, and me as well

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A bit of cultural news for a change After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His proud sponsors were

On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shot the customer...

What a fantastic day weather wise and not too many people ,and no trouble so far ,nice cool breeze and at this stage 23deg,good to be alive ROD

Wagin Mechanical Repairs at Wagin. Helpful & Friendly. Phone (08) 9861 1144 Great Caravan park for $20 per night or extended weekly visits from $88, permanent from $75. Showgrounds have powered sites from $8.00 per night for short term, overnight, must be self contained. i.e. Own shower, t...

We could be heading to Brisbane for a week and wondering if any person knows about caravan sites in the area that is suitable IPSWICH etc mid of april suenray

It is Monday morning at 6am on the 6th January and I have a plan for the next week. Starting in around 2 hours I will start off for a free camp at Wagga called Wilks Park Camps6 #801 for an overnight stop before driving to Gooloogong Rest Area Camps6 #504. This will take me to around 80kms of Parkes where I wil...

A middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her body shape improved and some flab removed to improve her looks, over the years she had put on weight in various places and her arms and other bitshad become loose and flabby. She insisted that the surgery be kept secret as she d...

Gday...1850 - Lawrence Hargrave, Australian inventor of the box kite, is born. 1895 - It is agreed at a conference of Australian Premiers that forming a Federal Constitution is a priority. 1957 - Danish architect Joern Utzon is named as the winner of the competition to find a designer fo...

Hi all Does anyone know of a free camp spot close to the great ocean drive that we can use as abase while we explore the sights cheers Robin

Hello All, we have just purchased our first van! Very excited, we pick it up on Saturday. We were a bit stuck with what we could get, we have a 3 year old Mazda cx7 which we purchased brand new, so we were disappointed to find it only had a tow ball weight of 85 kilo which really restricted us. Anyhow after...

Hi everyone, have been lurking here for a while and had the pleasure of meeting some of you at Greens during Christmas and Australia day. My partner and I, accompanied by our two spoodles have been caravanning during our holidays for the past few years and are hoping to have a go at the big lap next year. I...

A traveller, who is a huge fan of seafood, arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie, who is an out-of-work English teacher, repl...

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat...

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