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Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...

Hi Marj, saw this on Facebook this morning and reminded me of you, your signature... love it -- Edited by Russue on Thursday 20th of February 2014 12:20:37 PM

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Gday... 1802 - Matthew Flinders' tragic encounter with dangerous waters leads to the naming of Cape Catastrophe, South Australia. 1802 - John Murray discovers Corio Bay, site of present-day Geelong in Victoria. 1947 - The first Polaroid camera is demonstrated by Edwin Lan...

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night togetherin a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not h...

Aha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Friday 21st of February 2014 02:43:51 AM

3 Beautiful Children I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me. It was an honest mistake.

Gday... 1903 - Royal approval of the new Australian flag is finally gazetted. 1913 - The first peg marking the start of development of the city of Canberra is driven in by King O'Malley. 1981 - An inquest into the disappearance of baby Azaria Chamberlain finds that she was taken b...

Hello everyone from MollyW and Rob. My OH and I are trying to sell our property and hit the road. This decision has caused al lot of excitement amongst our off spring!! "What about us " We hear the cry.........answer is "get stuffed" We will of course be spending the inheritance...

Hi everyone, I have just purchased a Yamaha generator and need a little help. The manual says to have the generator at least 1 metre from a building so I am presuming that is a caravan as well. We are going to buy a serafini chain tomorrow and wondered what length we should get. Also, where do you put your ge...

Hi All, Please excuse my ignorance but we got a Honda EU20i and we were told that would run the Air/con and fridge, TV. It will but not all at once so am thinking about upgrading. Another question, and please excuse my ignorance: when travelling does the fridge run off the Anderson plug, or solar? like I s...

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, mowing his lawn as he always did. A lady driving by in a big expensive Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excused me, do you sp...

We're about to move up to Darwin for the dry season and wonder if anyone knows of someone who is willing to exchange a van site for a few hours work each week? Thanks in advance Wanda

Brad has help us tremendously. We had the van serviced in WA prior to coming back across the Nullabor. As part of the service a bearing was replaced. Go to Balledonia and the same wheel was haemorrhaging grease. Got to SA and found Slade's caravan repairs. Brad fixed the problem, had to replace two bear...

G'day forumites, I have a little problem with one brake drum. I replaced the axles under my 012 jayco sterling the other day with straight ones with bigger bearings and in doing so had to have the drums replaced as well,we used existing backing plates,pads,magnets etc. all went well with three drums b...

Yornaning Dam was shown in Camps 7 as a free overnighter (see Site 164 in Camps 7), however I have just received this from the Cuballing Council;"Hi Vic There is a Caravan park just up the road, Lazeaway Caravan Park. You can contact them on 98875027. Unfortunately, our insurer has advised us t...

Im banned. Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local COLES store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impu...

Gday...1743 - Sir Joseph Banks, British naturalist and botanist on Cook's first voyage, is born. 1923 - Charles Yeager, the first person to travel two and a half times the speed of sound, is born. 2008 - The Australian Government formally apologises to the Stolen Generations of Aborigi...