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Peeing on the Flowers A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills fa...

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Nerves of steel, ? or just plain CRAZY ?????........ http://safeshare.tv/w/MRMDIWCFec K.J.

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!'

Hi all Just bought a Gasmate Cruiser II but it comes with no real instructions. I'm assuming that you use it like a normal bbq for snags and steaks with the lid open and for roasty stuff with the lid closed like a normal oven?

Gday... 1800 - Beethoven's first symphony premieres in Vienna. 1844 - The first permanent synagogue is built in Australia. 1874 - A major strike is held at Moonta Mines in South Australia. 1877 - Mordecai Ham, the man who led Billy Graham to Christ, is born. 1914 - ...

what do people do to test the drinking ability of water when there stopped at a creek river or stream. if they are going to top up there water tanks.

Hi all, has any one heard of using Nappisan as a sanitiser for the tanks, if so what is the mixing ratio, we have 2 black & 2 grey 240lt tanks on our rig & are looking for a cost effective sanitiser to use. We have only had our rig a month & the learning curve has been steeper than we thought but we a...

Been a tad damp over the last couple of days. Have our friends at edge water Waruma floated away yet. We spent last night camped ar relies of Sandra's place in Bowen, now in the front yard of my son/daughter in laws place at Saunders Beach, out of Townsville. Will probably be here for 3 -4 weeks before s...

Hi All Just thought I'd post a rundown on our latest venture . We left Brisbane and travelled to Oakey to visit friends then on to Yarramalong Weir for a few days then to Texas for a week ( could have stayed forever as it's such a lovely area ). We then moved to Nindigully for 2 days ( no water in river but pub wa...

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SEX FROGS Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybodys watching her.She whispers softly to the man behind the counter,Ill TAKE one! As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her,Just follow the instructions! The blonde nods, grabs th...

We are wannabe travellers, hopefully soon we can get a housesitter and would like to start with a 2 month trip,probably south. would love to be tripping around,sooo jealous when we talk to people who are doing it. Everyone says to do it sooner rather than later, but it does take some courage to begin, I...

We used this method to have hot water on tap at all times while doing the latest Cape run in the xover camper. Fixed a length of PVC water pipe ( we painted it black ) to the top of the roof rack, attached a shower head to have a quick gravity fed shower at the end of the day. By attaching a tap to one end you can ea...

Hi all, Just wondering if you could suggest the most interesting way to travel to Emerald from Brizy? We want to spend some time in the Gem Fields over June and July. Any other tips for that area would be appreciated. Thanks Len and Barb

We are Rich and Helen excited newbies to the forum and currently on the Gold Coast but getting itchy feet having spent a year here having travelled down from Darwin and loved the experience but now eager to move on and get travelling again...We are hoping to use the harvest trail but never done it befor...

I posted this in jokes by mistake!How old am I? In the year I was born there was no: Television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, contact lenses, Frisbees, contraceptive pill, credit cards, laser beams, ball-point pens Man had not yet invented Panty hose, Dishwashers, Clothes dryers There...

The level of Mary River at Dickabram Bridge came down a few feet overnight although it is still flowing fast & still carrying some debris. I'm to have an MRA on Tuesday & that is the last test. If nothing significant is found we (doctor & me) have decided to call it quits & put my "...

Colon All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said thebrain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said theblood, "Becau...

http://safeshare.tv/w/DYEsPODBwX Lucky there were no trees on the line. K.J.