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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...

Travelling in 2024 Gulf country, then to Innot Springs then to Cairns. (van 23ft) what is the best road to Cairns from Innot Springs as the GPS shows 2 ways. Cheers

Curious, why arent AC units under the floor or half in the floor? Tony

Instant noodles: Warning about popular snack after spate of children burnt (9news.com.au) I wonder what legislation will be passed regarding this. Maybe noodles will be banned. Make the kids wear a heatproof apron perhaps. Or maybe they could refrain from giving small children and childlike...

1st up though, Dougwe's Aussies were just beaten in a play off for a finals berth in World Baseball Championship. Snappy Bob has 2 handy draft players making their debut this week for Caaarlton, one from Tassie, one from Wodonga. Can the dynamic Ruck Duo, TWO G's, get the Dees the ultimate result ?

Hi all, I am about to drive on the Eyre Highway from Norseman to Ceduna. As I have a business it is imperative that I have both internet and Mobile phone reception. Can you tell me what the go is on this stretch of road Thanks Mick

A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers.The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year.The blond retorted "You slut!""How many is a Brazilian anyway?"

A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks,"Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?'The Mother in law replys.It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey."Good replies the woman"."Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"

Just finished the transit E-W-E. Road conditions remain excellent with a couple of minor soft spots. Wild life and road kill negligible. Transport traffic very light. RV traffic light with camper trailers the majority. Fuel prices varied as always: Penong, Yalata, Nundroo the cheapest $2.10-$2...

Like my car, my van runs 265/75 R16 tyres, and when I replace the car's tyres I transfer the tyres that are on the car to the van to run them out. Tyres max load is 1550kg, max pressure is 80psi. Since I've been on the road I've been playing around with several different brands, looking for one that best suit...

A 3 story building was ablaze. Flames coming out every window of the first and second looks. From the window of the 3rd floor a woman was crying out Save my baby, save my baby. A man Stepped forward from the crowd and yelled Throw the baby down. Ill catch it. Im Captain Blood. I played for Collingwood for 1...

There are thousands of quotes we can learn from in life. Perhaps this is one of my favorites. "GOOD JUDGMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE." "EXPERIENCE COMES FROM POOR JUDGEMENT." You may wish to share your favorites. Jay&Dee

Our old former next door neighbours from the last town we lived in now are at a nursing home approx 100 klms or so from where they lived. Today we took it upon ourselves to travel the 100 plus klms to see them once again as we have done in the past. He turns 94 on 3 Oct and his wife is 90. He served in Singapore so...

A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...