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A couple of anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the locals. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work.A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague his doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a grou...

Hi everyone, I just wanted to put in a quick reminder that our forum rules prohibit discussion of politics and religion. This policy was put in place as experience has shown that these topics can lead to bad feelings and this is, above all, a positive forum intended primarily for the discussion of vari...

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound slee...

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom but misjudged the bottom step.As he caught himself by grabbing the bannister, his b...

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"Again, th...

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks. "Sweetheart" she sobs "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone ra...

I wonder if this is legal.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-01/electric-vehicle-battery-waste-projections-uts-research/102417114

Ok Brains Trust Currently with a Telstra Plan and an IPhone ? (3 years old). Plan finishes this month so I'm considering an update mainly to get a better camera. What's the thoughts on changing to a Samsung or something similar. Thanks in advance. Regards Hendo

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggy.The drinks are brought out and the waiter ta...

My isuzu DMax is a 2014 model with 140,000 kilometres on the clock with about 30-40,000 of those done whilst towing a 2.2 tonne van. the clutch still feels ok with no slipping or difficulty in changing gears and no mention of any fault when the car has been serviced. What I would like to know is approximat...

Hi all, bit new to Australian camping and first time poster here. Cheers This is our query: So we arrive at a nice camping ground, pick a nice shady spot [non-powered]. At some time, we want to nick off to the shops 30 minutes away and grab a bite. Because we travel in a campervan we do not leave anything but...

A grandmother is giving directions to her adult grandson who is coming to visit.You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elb...

We are looking to travel to Agnes Water next month and are planning to travel via Balranald to Ivanhoe, to Cobar. Are any members able to advise if that road is sealed and a good road to travel on towing our caravan??

Not to make light of the situation, but I found it amusing that the target of a racial slur was reported by the ABC to be of "Kiwi and Samoan heritage". New Zealand abandons soccer friendly with Qatar mid-game after allegations of racism towards Michael Boxall: [url]https://www.abc.net.au/news/...

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Iam wanting to fit these TPMS to my van as being able to pickup a low pressure on a wheel might be the difference of getting a tyrè repaired than replaced. There are 2 types one is external screws onto valve stem and other goes inside tyre. Any comments advice please.