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I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're do...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

Interesting that when I type a post with my mobile it won't make paragraphs. Then I went to my desktop and edited it into paragraphs and it worked. I'm typing from my mobile now. Tony

I have had this product pop into my feed several times over last few months, I was wondering if there is anyone with experience of using the product..... I asked elsewhere and got 1 positive reply ..... no negative. I am an advocate for Bostik v4, but this vereseal looks like it might be an ok shortcut, pe...

A priest wanted to sell bibles so he asked for volunteers to go door-to-door and sell them for $10 each. Peter, Paul and Louie decided to volunteer for the task. While Peter and Paul were both respected salesmen in the town, the priest had doubts about Louie because of his terrible stutter. Not wanting...

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sidasks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born andraised in Mexico ?"Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"The waiter says, "I don't...

Sadly, we dont always know the depths of someones depression until it is too late.May I please have even 1 friend or family member to copy and re-post? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.#SuicideAwareness

Don't go into the hardware store by yourself anymore to escape Wifey. Might end up being more expensive than shopping with Wifey! U

I shouldn't post this,but this is our best to go to area.We are slowing up now,so share will it with those who like the High Country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVRrNoJ_w3Y -- Edited by Plain Truth on Thursday 5th of October 2023 07:56:06 PM

Preamble: My experience with Land Rover, Ford badge engineering, the car is basically a Ford with a bit of Volvo (wouldn't touch white goods with two barge poles in series), others have have had similar experience. Engine cover removal / installation: Mine was out for too long, nevertheless was a b...

13 months ago I purchased our Jurgens caravan and booked it into a caravan maintenance facility for some work... new Jap wheel bearings, tyres replacement (9 years old!!) etc. On the list was check handbrake for effectiveness, replace if necessary. When I collected it I asked them about the handbra...

Being an AUSTRALIAN FIRST, and born and bred in QUEENSLAND, What an exciting we Queenslanders have this weekend in the field of sport. As you may be aware the Brisbane Bears play Collingwood for the AFL-covered Grand Final prize. Whilst the Mighty Brisbane Broncos will be aiming for victory over Pen...

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It's only the beginning now...a pathway yet unknownAt times the sound of other steps...sometimes we walk aloneThe best beginnings of our livesMay sometimes end in sorrowBut even on our darkest daysThe sun will shine tomorrow.So we must do our very bestWhatever life may bringAnd look beyond the wi...