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ONE Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the...

What makes up the Nomads titles ? I've noted "Newbie (obvious), member, senior member, veteran member, and guru.

A teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.Molly put up her hand and said, My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not 'fascinating'. Sally raised her han...

A drunk man is questioned by a police officer at midnight, asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health." Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of ni...

Here's a few jokes, received from others, "Don't blame me", if you think they're not to your taste !! "THEY'RE JOKES" for crying out loud !! Now, if any of these pictures offend you, USE THE ON/OFF SWITCH !! You will find it saves a lot of bad feeling and stupid remarks by those,...

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-- If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live fo...

Hi all, We haven't used the new van as yet , its still in the cave. Just a question on the awing. Can we roll it out just a third to cover the windows at night in case it rains. We like to sleep with the windows open. there's a lot to learn. Regards Jim & Lambie

I am wandering into the realms of dash cams. What programmes do members here use for editing their video? I am particularly interested in time compression/time-lapse output from my driving recordings.

Subject: Banned from PetsRUs Pensioner's reply re PetsRUs Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local PetsRUs store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I h...

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take li...

Great space saving ideas and just... amazing. (Check the website for the video of it.) http://tiphero.com/house-truck-fantasy-castle/ -- Edited by Hylda&Jon on Sunday 24th of January 2016 12:14:16 PM

After enjoying this site for many years and appreciating the work put in by Cindy and many of you here, I find that I spend more time chatting behind the scenes than in the open forum .. so it's time for me to go ! To the many good friends I've known here for a long time, I thank you all for your support and mutua...

I recently bought an imported Japanese Toyota Camroad. A very well appointed mid size motorhome built by Vantech. Overall we are very happy with it but one of the things we are trying to improve on, the 12v Reich submersible water pumps (two of them 15lpm in series) installed in the 70 litre water tank r...

I want to fit a 12v water pump in the van to supply water to the kitchen sink only and leave the existing hand pump in place. I have read that some people are using 4 lpm pumps and others are using 11 lpm pumps. Would a 4 lpm pump be suitable for my application?

HOW TO STOP CHURCH GOSSIP Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mist...

hi all, we are a retired couple (62, me Jen & 67 Mal) plus a 4 yr old Golden Retriever, Hannah and we have started to plan for our grey nomad journey. But how do you all manage with a dog in tow? We are also exploring caravans and like the Majestic Knight. Any comments from Knight owners? We will be towing...

Lady Friends 4 older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too lon...

"I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better!" "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." Cheers John

I was explaining to my **fe last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Will be out of hospital next week