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A genuine joke from Queensland. It is well known that humour is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly a Queenslander: At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensl...

Sex life and Coca-Cola Two friends meet after many years ... They talk about their past life ... One asks the other: "And how's your sex life?? ...." "Good As Coca-Cola ......." "Oh great! .... Full of bubbles, eh?! ...." "Nothing like that! ..." Before it was 'NORMAL', Then it became 'LIGHT' ...

Hi all, I have Email Jayco Melbourne via their email link, with our Vans issues. Has or does anyone have an Email address direct to them so as we can have / keep a hard copy of out correspondence/ records please. Regards Jim & Lambie

Love our Bailey Unicorn caravan. Very disappointed with after sales support. We have now had 2 occasions whereby we have needed parts. A microwave had to be replaced under guarantee. To get a Baileys microwave replacement we would have had to wait for 6 weeks. Early November, we sustained relative...

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Hi Are looking to update towing mirrors with mirrors that strap to mirror rather than attach to door or replace existing mirrors ,I see a lot of mirrors out there ,and would like to get a set that are easy to fit ,and don't damage door or paintwork I tow with a ford territory ,thanks mike g. -- Edited by mi...

We have changed direction and headed out of Adelaide on 29th Dec 15 following coast just arrive in Perth . Ron & Barb

YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however,The patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn'tTold...

Hi all, We went down to the big Green Shed to get a 18V Ryobi 25W led lamp to use under the van to work on the fixers that need to be done. this pumps out 2100 lumins for 4hours + on a 4amp battery charge. It turns night into day and made the job of fixing our electrical brake wiring a very quick job yesterday. The...

Hi Im a new caravan er Recently purchased a Spaceliner 1982 18 ft weighs 990 kg empty, tow vehicle is Navara 4x4 when hitched the van is tipped back, the level hitch height of the van is 80mm lower than the tow ball on the Navara. ? will this be an issue for towing or driving. Thanks in anticipation

On way back to Burrum Heads from Hervey Bay today, twice a car came out of a side road causing us the need to suddenly brake. I think a lot of drivers have their self preservation button jammed in the "OFF position. Alice

I am trying to trace wires in my van, and reading the literature, I think there is a mistake in the wiring instructions. Jayco's wiring of the twelve pin plug clearly says that pin 2 (black) is +12volts from the battery, however "Tow Secure" installation instructions (the breakaway unit used) says t...

A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle. In terror, sh...

Can anyone tell me the shortest sentence in the English language?

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (age 7) 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, jus...

This lovely young lady was pedalling her pushbike along the street. Suddenly she hit a hole in the road, resulting in her hurting her vagina. Parking her bike, she walked, somewhat bow legged into nearby doctors office. On seeing a young doctor, she explained the problem and the pain. The doctor aske...

Just back from solo Murray River Trip - Echuca to the Sea. 1700kms. 56 days.Vessel: Campercraft. 25hp Mercury outboard. 30cm draftStarted Jan 12, 2016. Ended 7th of March at the last channel marker going into Lake Alexandrina. (couldn't cross lake in my little boat). Trailered boat back to E...

G'day folks , hope every one travels safe this easter! sorry for not being on here much guys, been doing lots of study for tafe and busy with my band.. we've got a couple of gigs lined up, one next week and another in may, possible some more after that,check out our site if you want. I haven't done much trav...

Cheryl and I would like to take this time to wish you a very happy and safe Easter. take care of each other especially on the roads brian and Cheryl.

We have just upgraded our outfit from a Mitsubishi Challenger and Jayco Freedom to a 2012 Pajero turbo diesel and a new Jayco Journey and plan to head North in the middle of the year.