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The missus bought a Paperback,down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upo...

Hi All, Just had to post about my weekend at Lightning Ridge, we went out for 2 nights with friends, we only live 3 hours away. It is the most amazing place with so much to do or kick back at caravan park and relax, hot pools are clean, streets busy, coffee shop good, trips & tours are all worth seeing, i...

A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university. "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."And so it hap...

Family Court Ruling from Perth Western Australia A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keepin...

G'day. I have been fortunate enough to have started travelling this vast island since 1960. Late 1960's and me and a few other young blokes were doing oil rig shift and supply, SA, NT, WA. The road was then known as the "Warburton track" It slowly improved, and in the late 80's and two of us were driving an...

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The old...

ANIMAL JOKESARMY JOKESBLONDE JOKESCRIME JOKESDEATH This Guy Was Buying Dog Food For His Pet. What One Woman Asks Him Will Blow You Away.January 22, 20161Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was ab...

This one is for medium size happy hours PM if you want details. -- Edited by Dougwe on Tuesday 24th of May 2016 05:11:11 PM

A boss says to a blonde waitress, Could you please fill up the salt dispenser?An hour later shes still at it, so he asks, What happened, why is it taking so long?She whips back, Do you know how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Tuesday 24th of May 2016 08:10:41 P...

HAS ANYONE WITH A VAN DONE THIS TRACK RECENTLY

Was wondering where can I buy radiator hoses and fan belts to suit nissan civilian 1988. Please let me know. Thanks

Heads up for those thinking of a trip to Kangaroo Island. FeralFree is a new initiative from Kevin Butler (BlazeAid Founder) to assist in trapping cats on the island. Thousands of them destroying the native animals. I think the idea is for nomads to set the traps, then let the rangers know when they...

This is just for private use along side the Baby Q. I have details if wanted, just PM

The Flinders Ranges is beautiful, amazing and I love how the ranges/ mountains changes colour during the times of the day. We are staying at the Parachilna Campgrounds near Prairie Hotel and my husband and I got casual jobs at he Hotel, Angorichina Village and plus managing the campground. If you v...

Hi - the video of our 'rig' is here, if you can call a teardrop a rid....lol.....https://youtu.be/4P2wEs3qOTw the story of how she became ours is here: www.normslast.com What do you think? We're new to caravanning and wanted to travel light were hoping this will do the trick

Hi I have put a couple of questions in the Solar section of the Techies corner if anyone can advise me - Thank you Kim

I really hope this is fair dinkum . The only drawback is a real downturn in the worlds economy as we are dependant on oil and weaning us off that will be a big ask Going one step further why not recycle the exhaust air into another tank and go again surely a small stage compressor on the exhaust side woul...

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING 25 STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN.THE...

LIONS SEX Two old men are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a day?" "Aww, darn!" says his friend, "and I just joined Rotary!

IRISH REMORSE....... APOLOGY FROM AN IRISH HOSPITAL...... Dear Mr Murphy Esq. We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on the shaft of your penis showed it was not cancerous. It was found to be lipstick. We deeply regret the amputation we carr...