Recently Active Topics

Just doing a spring clean on caravan before doing a short trip next wk. Wondering what you use to keep rubbers soft around the windows and door. 6wks yesterday since I had prostate out, alls going good , this will be our first trip since so see how we go.

There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

Recently we took some friends to a new local Indian restaurant..'Muthu's Place', and we noticed that the Indian waiter taking our order carried a spoon in his shirt top pocket....which seemed a little strange.. When Gunga Din brought us water and utensils, we observed that he also had a spoon in hi...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and declared, "And here's to spending the rest of me Life between the legs of me Wife"....! That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "Mary me love, oi won the prize for the Best Toast of th...

A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies.... After r...

Jerry Lewis says it like like perhaps some of us feel some days......he was being interviewed as part of 'Celebrity's' who choose to continue working after their 90th year.... Must be watched, even if only out of some morbid curiosity.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Friday 6th of January 20...

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp."What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Con...

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...

New van. Short haul and fishing only. Nice and light, Under 2 ton loaded. and cheap. We'll Just find areas we like and leave there for a while. then move to fresh area when wanting a change of fishing grounds. $12 grand. not too much standing doing nothing when not using. Unlike the $70k plus van that st...

The current temperature here in Perth at 12.10 pm is 41.8 Deg C and it's still climbing. We were disturbed a couple of hours back , by the wail of fire trucks racing past the door, Upon looking out the front door I got a hell of a shock, smoke everywhere, some mongrel at torched a vacant block of heavy Bush...

I would like to hear what really is necessary to do to the suspension, (air bags, lift kits, up grade suspension etc) Also i would like some recommendations on buying Bull bars, winches, and accessories etc. From where or who and what. I am from Sunshine coast area.

'Evening and thanks for the add :) Newbie here, planning to go solo with my two young pooches in/around SW Western Australia to start with. Currently in a lovely house but will get a small (14' to 16' pop-top, still looking at brands), will do some short trips before buying a smaller house/unit to re...

Hi All Hope you had a great New Year I have the Scanguage 11 installed does anyone have this in there 2016 BT50 and what code do you use for the Transmission Temperature and is it easy to do as I am not very well clued in this area Thanx inanticipation Ron

Hi guys. It is around 30 years since I towed a caravan up to Kosciuszko via Wangaratta. Back then it really wasn't allowed but I did it anyway. I am planning to go up there this summer with my turbo diesel pulling a 14ft van . Has the road been made ? It was gravel last time. Is it suitable for my rig ? Cheers in a...

SA weather: Adelaide set for scorching 40C day, authorities to warn tourists..........The temperature in Adelaide will climb to 41C on Saturday with overnight minimums expected to remain in the high 20s.South Australia is expected to experience a low-intensity to severe heatwave throughout t...

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=305818003147320&id=100011573682446