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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she sa...

A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at hi...

Hello Everyone, I'm after some advice. Is it more economical to leave a gas HWS lit continually over a period of a few days? Or better to turn it off after use - ie one lot of washing up & two showers & then turning it back on the following evening for the same cycle? Up to now, I have done the latter th...

here r the before n after Photos. Sign said the older trees were not natives. park is still closed. Good they planted new trees.

Rego is due on the van nsw plates,we are in qld.Went in to local mechanical workshop to day to book in for rego.Told I needed a gass certificate. Ok first I had heard off but of i went to chase it up. Rang 3 different gass fitters to get quotes.$130.00 .$150.00..$220.00 just to look more if work to be done....

hi we are Jane and Graeme. We are looking to travel the Oodnadatta Track soon (road conditions pending). We have a 26' van towed behind a GMC. Is the Track suited to this size van?? thanks for your help. Cheers

Hello there, Being newbies to the wonders of Australian walkabout, we would really appreciate some advice. We want to travel from Threeways to Townsville in August 2017. Our rig is a twin axle Royal Flair 22ft with off-road tyres pulled by a 2016 Ford Ranger XLT. Is the road Tarmac all the way and is...

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your i...

I bought a strip of LED lights and am not sure how to wire them as there are 4 wires. Any thoughts please. Aussie Paul.

Hi All. My weird sence of humour kick in when I spotted this sign in Europe.

Hi All I am looking at travelling with a Jayco 21' van in tow behind a Nissan Navara from Cairns to Charters Towers via Atherton, stopping off at Lava Tubes and then on to Greenvale to Charters Towers. Was wondering what the road conditions are like, narrow? winding road? road trains or B doubles? Could...

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G"day All. Just done a short trip from Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne to Eight Mile Plains Qld, and return,after meeting with relies. Wot Cheeses me orf are 1. Overtaking lanes that finish half to 3/4 the way up a long hill. Now my tug isn't all that fast and does tend to slow somewhat going up steep hills...

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:1) It is perfect formula f...

A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescripti...

This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hea...

A most humble home for one of our great australians,its around 100 Km's WEST of Alice Springs in the desert.2 small rooms,stone floor/walls . Alberts Grave features a beautifully painted headstone by a local [alice springs] Aboriginal artist. Its Located in the OLD alice Springs Cemetery in the Mi...

Part 2 Part 2 of our trip........ continued. Day three we were up early for our destination being Wudinna a run of 653.4km, with a big fuel pickup at Port Augusta $119.9 with our trusty fuel dockets, as fuel prices only go one way till we hit the West Coast. 20km out off Renmark we turn right onto Route (64...

Although I have now been retired for 2 years I have just accepted a short term work contract in Bahrain I only hope that they don't decide to esculate the chemical war who knows which way the wind will blow. I'll be monitoring the GN site while I'm away so stay safe on the roads and enjoy your travels. Cheer...

Families on school holidays are flocking to the Stirling Ranges in the Great Southern region of WA to see snow, which is expected to fall for the second time this week. "http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-05/visitors-race-to-bluff-knoll-in-search-of-snow/8680572"/> K.J.