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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Ste...

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he fo...

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her n...

Honey, Im so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often, the wife said. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods? Well, said the husband, looking up from his newspaper, I always go and clean the toilet when that happens. And that helps? she asked, surprised. Yes, he said. Because Im using you...

On the first night of their honeymoon, a husband isnt sure how to tell his new wife about his smelly feet and stinky socks. Meanwhile, the wife is wondering how to break the news about her awful breath, which shes so far managed to hide. After some soul-searching and confidence building, the husband fi...

A professor at Wayne State University in Detriot was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many peole here belive in ghosts?" About 90 stidents raise their hands. "Well, that`s a good start. Out of those who beleve in ghosts, do any of you think you have see...

A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on bo...

Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon w...

41 outside so decided to ask opinions on Facebook. Put up the following question. "A question about safe towing speeds, especially aimed at any truckies on this group.I tow a 1.7t hybrid van with an 80 series (aerodynamics of a brick).My optimum towing speed is 85 kph for fuel economy, and I am in no hur...

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Greetings everyone on the road and off it , I am in the market for a brake controller, looking for hints, helpful advice on what to buy or steer away from, so many for sale it gets a little bit confusing so any help much appreciated, Lukey

Hello All After 25 years in the ambulance service time to pack it in and have a rest while I still can ! So next Jan. I have a plan, tell me what you think Fly into Sydney mid Jan ( from the UK ), have a few days there, hire a small hi top camper and off I go heading north, would like to get to York Point but think tha...

Hello Everyone My husband are very excited to be on the verge of acquiring our first motorhome, a Trakka Torino. From what I have read, a frequent comment is not to go overboard in purchasing items that you will never use. Where can I start looking to find a basic list so that when it is ours, we are ready to...

I have been sort of free camping for about 5 weeks now, and am starting to find the faults in the systems, the grey water tank is not working as well as it could, and I have found, by using the trundle tank of 40lts, to empty it, that the Jayco 86lt water tank installed in its normal position does not hold 86lt...

2018 greetings to all.......i have a query, any hints / tips on battery and solar panel combo that would easily run engel fridge / freezer during daylight, and have battery fully charged to run overnight. thanks..

I am sseking the location for that illusive pot of gold we all seek. I am taking my 10 year old grandson on a fossicking expedition (in and around NSW) starting from Sydney. I am hoping that old "Pirate" may know where the "X" is and share their secret with me & the 10y/o. He is into minerals, opals, gol...

Hi all, Will be travelling south in Feb from Sydney through Canberra, Cooma, Bombala, then plan to head out to Delegate and south on road C612 to Orbost. Can anyone comment on the suitability of taking a 20ft Van on this section (C612) ? As a newbie would appreciate any comments. Regards The Biso...

I am within the vehicle legal weight for my 2006 Fiat Ducato Jayco Conquest motorhomeMy motorhome has always been a bit unstable due to the sideways swaying On the bends I always slowed to about 10 KPH less than what the sign said, as I like to drive to the road and my vehicle conditionsI have recently had...

Hi all, I am a new member and about to take off on the big lap. i believe i need a generator for those free camping times. Can anyone recommend a genny that fits the bill at reasonable cost. i have an IBIS 3 Air cond. to run but can make do 12volt for most other appliances. i am having trouble deciding whether...