A professor at Wayne State University in Detriot was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many peole here belive in ghosts?"

About 90 stidents raise their hands.

"Well, that`s a good start. Out of those who beleve in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands."

"Thats really good. I`m really glad you take this seriously. Has any one here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hands.

"Has any one here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"Thats fantastic. Now let me ask  you one question further, Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back of the room, Hamad raises his hand.

The Professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all these years I`ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You`v got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin,and began to make his up to the podium. When he reaches the front of the room, the professor asks,  " So, Hamad, tell us what it is like to have sex with a ghost?"

Hamad replied, " ****,  from way back their I thought you said  Goats."