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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die". Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?" Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness".

Hi my name is Wayne and my family and I are planning a trip to Cameronâs Corner in April this year. Has anyone got any advice on road conditions, terrain, possible water crossing, things of interest etc for this time of the year. I drive a Nissan Patrol ZD30 2001. As this is the first road trip we have done,...

Just wanted to show my set up and gotta say territory diesel does it well the van is a galaxy southern cross series three towns beautifully Very comfortable van

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft".The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro "What did I do wrong?" The pro says "Loft".The third guy tees off and...

Our van has a Satalite dish, how do we connect our foxtel box to it

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...

Yep ! A Prostitute's Tax Return... A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?" "I'm a pr...

A lady went into a bar in Waco, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table.He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with bigfeet being well endowed.The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come onout to...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...

As a lot of people have probably gathered from my previous posts I am currently working in Oman which is a devout muslim nation. Driving home from work today they were reminding people on the radio that the new traffic laws will come into place in the Sultanate on the 1st March which introduces a demerit...

I have a bit of bounce but have never wired the house wiring on a campervan. My van runs a dual battery system. It also has a smart 8 stage charger for when 240v is connected. Finally we are adding a 250w portable solar panel set. My question is are these chargers going to interfere with each other? Do t...

We were shown an easy way to fold a toilet tent and tested it out on a couple of types of tents. We were impressed enough to make a video of it: https://youtu.be/CvNA0EYfeBc

Gday... Read about it here Cheers - John

Hi we have a Thetford fridge (174l n3185) in our new Jayco Starcraft and we're off on a big trip soon. We'll be putting a lot of meat in the fridge, but the only problem is, because of the steep angle of the drive, we can't switch the fridge on until we're driving and it's flat. Does anyone have a rough idea of...

Billy Graham was returning home after a speaking engagement. When his plane arrived at the airport, there was a long black limousine to transport him. Just as he was about to get in the back of the limo, he stopped. He whispered to the driver who was holding the door open for him. You know he said, I am 87 ye...

Jon and Matt have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Jon says, Hey, Matt, there's the Officers Club. Let's you and me stop in. But we're privates, protests Matt. We're sergeants now, says Jon, pulling him inside. Now, Matt, I'm gonna sit down and ha...

Gday all Were just setting off on our long trip, left Sydney this week and are currently in Merimbula, looking forward to the rock and roll festival this weekend coming... Whilst were traveling we would love to catch up with some fellow nomads and posters from this site, there is so much to learn and so m...

Hi all, anybody aware of a reasonable priced 3 way fridge service repairer, Fridge is not working on 12 volt whilst driving, works great on 240 volt, will be testing fridge on gas today now that it has cooled down, I am in Tamworth till sat morning then outer Sydney for a week.TIA...Cheers

Cut from a post from Barrie ..2 free stop overs in Qld.Permalink Reply Quote Murgon free camp on the old caravan site water on tap in some sites no power, dump point key for showers and toilet 10 bucks deposit from the information centre. Wondai free camp with free hot showers ,dump point and water....

Hi Every one ,This is my first time writing to the G N forum and I would like some feedback if possible in regards to my 18 month old caravan .I went clean the van in preparation for a trip and I noticed that the roof had warped severely it looked like someone had walked over it .I contacted the caravan w...