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Six old retired guys sat playing poker at Gerry's house one night when Rocco loses $600 in a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and drops dead from a heart attack. Tony says "Who's going to tell his wife." None of them want this horrible job so they cut the pack and the lowest card loses...

My SCA battery charger is very hot to touch and has been on âboostâ level for over 3 hours. I am charging my house battery (which is new by the way). My Campervan has been in the shed for two weeks and to start my 12 V fridge, before I travel tomorrow, I am charging the house battery. I am a solo lady, so please k...

A Guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut ? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut ?' The barber looked arou...

A university English creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:1. Religion2. Royalty3. Physical Disability4. Racism5. HomosexualityThe prize-winner wrote:'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legg...

Hello Fellow travellers, I have left Tasmania now, it took nine hours by the 'Spirit of Tasmania' Ferry to reach the mainland. The seas were kind and I highly recommend taking a recliner chair offer to get some sleep. For those with grander ideals there is always a cabin. Word of warning:-BOOK EARLY!...

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, Thats not quite what I had in mind. Frantically he offers her a new house. Again, she rejects his offer, Thats not quite what I had in mind.Curious, he asks: What did you have in mind?She retor...

DAMAGING WINDS, HEAVY RAINFALL and LARGE HAILSTONESFor people in Goldfields and parts of Gascoyne, Eucla and Central Wheat Belt districts. Issued at 12:02 pm Saturday, 31 March 2018.Weather Situation: Thunderstorm activity is forming along a trough, with severe thunderstorm signatures pos...

Stayed at Lakes Entrance ,Lakes Haven ,$35 with Ensuite ,small but nice and WiFi that worked. A few things we did not miss , Pool , Mini Golf , Games Room, Jumping Pillow , and Pedal-carts. All in all , very quiet , Cheers

Gday I have just read the recent topic on W.A. and I am inclined to agree with cjt55 .However as I wish to go off topic so to speak I think its only polite to start a new topic,.So ... pure and simple ... recently {October } my wife and I completed a wonderful journey across Oz on the Indian Pacific .Part of the...

Leaving our caravan back home we headed off to Mallacoota VIC. for a month with our boat & family sized tent. We've spent between 2-6 weeks there every year since the early 70's. Keith first went there aged 8, so this was his 60th year in a row. We always camp at the Foreshore Holiday Park run by the Shi...

Only having just retired, and started to do some decent trips, one thing i have noticed is that lots of country towns have fairs, show, events etc, that for the ignorant (read me) are unaware of until I suddenly arrive at a town just to find it all booked out. I just wonder is there a magical app or web site...

Wow things are really starting to move forward, i have bought my van and have just changed the rego into my name. I organised comprehensive insurance with NRMA but when I asked about contents I was told they only give $1000 with the policy which does not include lap top or anything not physically attach...

I have a CM2024, PWM Solar Charge Controller fitted to my motor home but was not provided with a user's manual by the dealer. I emailed the manufacturer in China but received no response. Can anyone assist with a scanned copy of one or provide a link for me to download a copy. I would be most grateful

If travelling through Albury heading North on the " old Hume Highway route" be aware that you need to be in the left hand lane when leaving Young Street and turning into North Street as it is then only about 150 metres before you have to turn left into Mate Street. You can only do this from left lane and it is...

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Hi can anyone let me know if dirt road to Lark Quarry is suitable for large motorhome. Planning on 16/17 April 2018. Txs.

"Happy Easter" greetings to all my fellow travellers from the beautiful and picturesque KANGAROO ISLAND. Gwynnie

-A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200. -What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. -There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's...

iGo Navigation GPS route calculation software for Android and Apple. 29th March 2018 First impressions: iGo has been around for some time in dedicated GPS receivers but more recently released their software in a form suitable for tablets and mobile phones - this brief review refers to the Android v...

A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothing special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...