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That's why.


A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest Buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This is natural selection and good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest buffalo.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as efficiently as the weakest and slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know kills brain cells. But naturally it kills the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

Thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers.



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I'll drink to that!



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fwdoz wrote:

I'll drink to that!


 

 

 

Yeah me too.biggrinbiggrin



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biggrinYouse guys will drink to anything!



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