Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg "E-G-G" "Very good" says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast "T-O-A-S-T?" "Excellent".
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. "I had bugger all" he says " B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L". The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
Later when the lesson turns to Geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the capital of Australia. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Australia's west coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson and decides to give him a very difficult question.
Johnny, she asks "Where is the Pakistani Border?" Johnny ponders the question and finally says "The Pakistani border is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger all for breakfast".
Poor bloody Johnny! Gets the crap end of the deal all the time!
Maybe I'm oversensitive (Name's John, after all!) but why couldn't the kid be a Phil or Bob?
Please leave poor Johnny alone!
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Poor bloody Johnny! Gets the crap end of the deal all the time! Maybe I'm oversensitive (Name's John, after all!) but why couldn't the kid be a Phil or Bob?
Please leave poor Johnny alone!
It cant be a Bob, I was far more pure than Johnny!
Poor bloody Johnny! Gets the crap end of the deal all the time! Maybe I'm oversensitive (Name's John, after all!) but why couldn't the kid be a Phil or Bob?
Please leave poor Johnny alone!
It cant be a Bob, I was far more pure than Johnny!
That's your story ... you just stick to it!
I am not so senile that I cannot remember several "Bob's" who were far from "pure".
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JA2340 wrote: That's your story ... you just stick to it!
I am not so senile that I cannot remember several "Bob's" who were far from "pure".
From what I recall, all the little sh@ts were named Andrew
Having spent the best part of a lifetime teaching, I can vouch for the fact that there is NO name that doesn't figure in the annals of "little sh!ts". Reason I used my middle name for my son - I had no real use out of it, so it was almost brand new!
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