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Stopped By Police At 2:00 AM
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I was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where I was going at that time of night. I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, As well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that l...
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MEDICARE - Aussie Style..
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another M...
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In Days Of Old....
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They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor" But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they &q...
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An eleph...
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September 24 Today in history
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Gday... OOPS .... wrong place. Please see the Sticky. Cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Wednesday 24th of September 2014 08:11:55 AM
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Hairy Bus Ride....
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I think I would be walking, at least around the hairy bits.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skC8u4Ok0Kg
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FOR OLD BOB'S BUS
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-- Edited by Dougwe on Friday 26th of September 2014 09:18:31 AM
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FINALLY, A NICE LAWYER STORY. NOT
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If you think lawyers don't have hearts, read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none.The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.The volunteer opened th...
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Does this refer to you?
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My brother the Busker...
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I have a brother who is over 70 and in the past he was a State Manager for an International company for a number of years as well as running his own import/export businesses. He now busks in the streets of Perth and also sings at nursing homes and shopping centres and loves it, he said he wished he had starte...
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88 things about Australia you may not know...
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88 Things You Probably Didnt Know About Australia1. Australia is as wide as the distance between London to Moscow. 2. The biggest property in Australia is bigger than Belgium. 3. More than 85% of Australians live within 50km of the coast. 4. In 1880, Melbourne was the richest city in the world. 5. Gina...
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eBay giggles
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So yesterday, I listed around 20 items. All with strict instruction of buyer pick up, cash only, no PayPal, pick up within 7 days. All items to go to auction, no buy it now etc, etc. 30+ eBay emails later within 24 hours, I'm pulling my hair out. Will I ship to Tasmania? Will I take $120 now? what size of the...
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loving this forum
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hi everyone, Gerty Dancer and Hubby came to visit us and came bearing gifts. Flowers and strawberries. thankyou for a great day. rocket n strop
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MY HOLIDAY...
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My wife and I decided to take an organised trip to Afghanistan to see for ourselves what the place was like now. It didn't start well when the bus we were travelling on broke down a few miles north of the capital. What a third world ****hole! Streets full of angry bearded men glaring at us and my wife stood...
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Live on Stage!
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As promised , while not a full video, it has the audio from our gig at the Shoalhaven Entertainment centre in nowra The Drewsterz live ! enjoy! there is nothing like playing in front of crowd that's getting into your music.. you need no drugs or pills , its a natural high !! I want more !! [video=https...
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Chip heaters
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Remember chip heaters? Heating up the water with a fire inside like some sort of heaving, puffing dragon? Bathes were something of an adventure in those days. As a little kid, I'd want the "other end" where the hot water wouldn't spit all over me when the thing was boiling. -- Edited by Rip a...
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HEALTH ISSUES .
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HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS PROMPTLY · Do you have feelings of inadequacy? · Do you suffer from shyness? · Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon. Cabe...
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HMMM....
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One Life, One Flag, One Mile.....Memorial Run...Sound On.
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http://www.pickleballchannel.com/2014/05/memorial-day/
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Where do I stick it?
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Hi all, now I know some one is going to tell me exactly where to stick it. But seriously I need your help. I know this may sound trivial but could you please give me your thoughts on the best place to put the UHF 18 / 40 sticker on the back of my house. Cheers Greg -- Edited by gregnshas on Sunday 21st of Septembe...
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