The devil warns against overloading Hell by IS "Martyrs"

Hell

In a surprising call for help , Satan has today warned that there is no more room in hell for additional IS- fighters soon.

In the next few days so many radical "martyrs" in the underworld threatens to to overload the torture staff.

Currently several demons who are entrusted with the punishment of IS-fighters are ready to burn out.

" I know I am the devil, but slowly I am getting really sick of those *******s!

Cutting peoples heads off or blow themselves up and then believe that they go to paradise ,that's incredible " the prince of darkness is telling the coachman.

After many years ending up repeatedly in hell , the growing stream of new arrivals in recent month have become a logistical nightmare.

" They come here in droves and then demand 72 virgins," says Satan. " Do you know how much time it takes for each of the them to forge 72 iron maidens to

torture them? We have barely enough rusty nails. If this continues ,we will soon have to rely on our stock of old popes.

Also, we have problems with the construction of new lava pits after the greatest wear since the second World War.

Without outside support down here we soon will have a nervous break down",said the hell boss.

A call to heaven for help has been ignored , he was considering now to force the hell owned US president to decimate new IS fighters already on their arrival with air strikes.

I don't know, things are getting out off hand,    Hans