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Shortest sentence
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Can anyone tell me the shortest sentence in the English language?
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update
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G'day folks , hope every one travels safe this easter! sorry for not being on here much guys, been doing lots of study for tafe and busy with my band.. we've got a couple of gigs lined up, one next week and another in may, possible some more after that,check out our site if you want. I haven't done much trav...
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English
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rockylizard
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Simple logic?
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...
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Apple products
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I was watching the News and saw a story about a request from one of the American security agencies where they asked Apple to unlock an Apple phone that they had got from a terrorist so they could see if there were links to other terrorist cells. Apple refused stating that it would create a precedent and th...
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Very funny
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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the...
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The Food Chain
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Living on a rural block we have seen our fair share of creatures, at the moment after all the rain we have an influx of insects drawn to the windows at night which attract the frogs to eat the insects, then along comes the Frog Mouth Owl to eat the frogs. We managed to take a photo, he is a regular visitor and a...
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Great day yesterday....
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Third Grandchild by C/section at 9.04am, 6 lb 13 oz, a brother for Olivia. Then Emma, our eldest in Melbourne, got a library job (her passion) in a Catholic school not far from where she lives. Interviewed Tuesday at 9 offered job 24 hours later. Aussie Paul.
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Telephone Directories.
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Most GN's probably don't give a 2nd thought to phone directories so they may not know that the latest issues are printed in China. The quality is about the same as Australian printed ones. Some will say that it was inevitable but that begs the question why did we allow it to happen. I really think we are...
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When you are over seventy......
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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This plump ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute. You gotta phone number?"I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"She said, "Yea, I got a pen".I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cos...
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RECYCLED TEENAGERS...
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Big Gorilla
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CHEAP 9KG GAS BOTTLE REFILL IN PERTH
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I've just refilled my 9kg gas bottle at BBQ's Galore, in Cannington, A good price at only $14.95 ,but if your going to get a refill, you had better hurry, this special ends tomorrow night, then it's back to the old price of $ 19.95 While on the go, I called into Bunnings and got rid of an old ,out of date bot...
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Diesel Fuel prices in Perth
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I ask you, "What the heck" are Woolworths Caltex playing at, ?????? On different days, this mob are jacking up the price of Diesel Fuel, at different Fuel Stations for one day only, I have noticed they seem to be rotating the price jump around different outlets in the Metro area, and increa...
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Spirit Guide?
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An Airplane was about to crash with Trump on board.......
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<A 'current' variation on a version I had heard before> An Airplane was about to tragically crash, there were 5 passengers on board....but only 4 parachutes..... The first passenger , Holly Madison, said "I have my own Reality Show and I am the prettiest woman at Playboy, so Ameri...
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9 months or so On The Road
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I have been missing from participating in the forum, dropping in and have a read and out. Well we started out life as grey nomads/aussie gypsies in July last Year, we left Melbourne for Adelaide where we had some family responsibilities to take care of. We stayed at the Windsor Gardens Caravan Park for...
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Something to ponder
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Plans for Easter...
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My wife just asked me what my prospecting plans are for Easter.... "The same as Jesus" I replied... "disappear Friday and turn up Monday"............... Hoo Roo -- Edited by goldfinger on Thursday 17th of March 2016 02:06:08 PM
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YANKIE BEER
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Has anyone tried the Yankie Canned Beer called TUN, I bought a block of 30 cans ( BITTER BEER ) the other day and was quiet surprised at it's taste, Slips down rather nice, and with an alcohol content of 4% it adds a bit of life to Happy Hour One other good thing is, it's about $10.00 cheaper per/block ( in W.A...
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Hair????
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