Just Joking

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a fold...

jimricho · jimricho

This is a joke about the jokes that get elected. Just substitute the names if it doesn't suit your political view. On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Mr Rudd is being chauffeured to Parliament House. It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over. As he jumps out of the limo Kevin looks over th...

Ma · Ma

A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder on Michael Jacksons Death ....... .. .. .. . . . . . .. .. . .. .. . .. ... .. ... ... ... ... .... ...... ... ... ... ..... ... . . . .. .. . . .. .... ... .... .... ... .. .... .... .... ..... ..... ..... .. . . .... .... .. . . ...

The Gnome · The Gnome

The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . .. . Try...

jimricho · jimricho

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.' Ventriloquist: 'Hell...

The Gnome · The Gnome

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm n...

jimricho · jimricho

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do. " Wel...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

Who Put The Dog Out ... A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives. However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi...

Ma · Ma

National Security Levels...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................T...

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I beca...

Ma · Ma

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in apassionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home andstarted to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...

Ma · Ma

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl diggin...

The Gnome · The Gnome

Alittle boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call yo...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

G'day ... I tried recently to rejoin the workforce. Here is my story ..... cheers .. CG After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many retirees..... I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked i...

jimricho · jimricho

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: In Eastern Europe they didn't know what &...

The Gnome · The Gnome

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realisi...

jimricho · jimricho

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home...

Ma · Ma

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'W...

Ma · Ma

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Oh To Be 12 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he...

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	3 BLONDES (Preview) Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a fold...	sgntbilko	1	1172	01:02 PM Jul 28, 2009 by The Gnome
	Political Joke (Preview) This is a joke about the jokes that get elected. Just substitute the names if it doesn't suit your political view. On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Mr Rudd is being chauffeured to Parliament House. It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over. As he jumps out of the limo Kevin looks over th...	jimricho	0	907	06:50 AM Jul 28, 2009 by jimricho
	EULOGY BY STEVIE WONDER (Preview) *A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder* *on Michael Jacksons Death* ....... .. .. .. . . . . . .. .. . .. .. . .. ... .. ... ... ... ... .... ...... ... ... ... ..... ... . . . .. .. . . .. .... ... .... .... ... .. .... .... .... ..... ..... ..... .. . . .... .... .. . . ...	Ma	0	914	05:18 PM Jul 26, 2009 by Ma
	The Banana Test (Preview) The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . .. . Try...	The Gnome	1	1031	04:49 PM Jul 26, 2009 by dave06
	Aussie Ventriloquist in NZ (Preview) An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.' Ventriloquist: 'Hell...	jimricho	6	1299	03:35 PM Jul 26, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	Audit (Preview) The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm n...	The Gnome	0	902	02:53 PM Jul 26, 2009 by The Gnome
	Blonde Joke - Painting the Porch (Preview) A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do. " Wel...	jimricho	3	1808	11:10 PM Jul 25, 2009 by suenami
	The Bitch (Preview) Who Put The Dog Out ... A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives. However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi...	Cruising Granny	0	1043	04:11 PM Jul 23, 2009 by Cruising Granny
	NATIONAL SECURITY (Preview) National Security Levels...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................T...	Ma	2	1068	09:52 AM Jul 23, 2009 by Ma
	the Irish Bagpiper.... (Preview) As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I beca...	Basil Faulty	0	890	04:21 PM Jul 20, 2009 by Basil Faulty
	NEVER TELL THE KIDS TO SHUT UP BEFORE THEY TELL THE WHOLE STORY (Preview) Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in apassionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home andstarted to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...	Ma	0	854	04:18 PM Jul 20, 2009 by Ma
	ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE (Preview) Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl diggin...	Ma	0	875	07:14 AM Jul 19, 2009 by Ma
	Now I Understand Politics (Preview) Alittle boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call yo...	The Gnome	1	802	04:44 AM Jul 18, 2009 by sgntbilko
	Blind or Stupid? (Preview) G'day ... I tried recently to rejoin the workforce. Here is my story ..... cheers .. CG After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many retirees..... I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked i...	Cruising Granny	4	1253	08:12 PM Jul 16, 2009 by kenmarg
	World Wide Survey (Preview) Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: In Eastern Europe they didn't know what &...	jimricho	2	947	08:09 PM Jul 16, 2009 by kenmarg
	Cupboard (Preview) A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realisi...	The Gnome	1	1092	08:43 AM Jul 15, 2009 by Ma
	Hanging Wright (Preview) An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home...	jimricho	0	1043	08:03 AM Jul 15, 2009 by jimricho
	Little girl on a plane (Preview) A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'W...	Ma	1	1030	06:27 AM Jul 15, 2009 by sgntbilko
	Business is Business (Preview) A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,...	Ma	1	1119	10:13 PM Jul 14, 2009 by kenmarg
	Wrong Again (Preview) Oh To Be 12 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he...	Wombat 280	2	1048	08:27 PM Jul 14, 2009 by dave06
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