Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 note.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to his b u m cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note. She called the guy back , licks the $20 note, and sticks it to his other b u m cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his b u m cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet
What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his b u m, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
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I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.
