Just Joking

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us .. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Try telling this one after you have had a couple! A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a bre...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Some Math +Logic: Here is a little something someonesent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It alsomade me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. Itgoes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people wh...

dave06 · dave06

A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. 'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lo...

dave06 · dave06

went to the quack last night (true story) big old mongrel he was, yellow nicotine stained moustache, big old gnarly grizzled hands the size of dinner plates, food stain on the shirt, scruffy hair, trousers up to his armpits, come from the dark ages, he came out to the waiting area, which I might add see...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

A fart.... It is a pleasent thing it gives the belly ease it warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas A fart..... can be quiet can be loud som...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

The station owner had been away droving for 6 months. As he was riding back to the station he met one of the old workers who had been with him for years and he asked him how were things going on the station. He said he had some bad news "That old blue cattle dog died" "How" "We thin...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-o...

dave06 · dave06

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?'...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

An Aussie Poem The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The ****y took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank And s...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Give up smoking you hear the Doctors say , WHY -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 20:40, 2008-11-04

suenami · suenami

ALL GRANDPARENTS, HEED THIS WARNING !! Do NOT lose your grand kids in the mall !! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied... 'Bundaberg r...

twobob · twobob

- A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."

Ozziebushfolk · Ozziebushfolk

GET OUT OF THE CAR! (This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida) An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to s...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower ?" T...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

This old timer was travelling through the Australian outback, got a bit thirsty so called into this old Pub for a drink, while downing a cold schooner he sees a signs above the bar that reads, A FREE SCHOONER FOR ANY ONE WHO CAN MAKE THE OLD MULE AT BACK OF THE PUB LAUGH The idea of another schooner was very a...

twobob · twobob

A Happy Woman: A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, &quo...

Ozziebushfolk · Ozziebushfolk

AMAZING HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WIT...

Roostertales · Roostertales

Hi all -In response to Dave's latest joke post -What do artificial blondes and airplanes have in common ? I shall leave it to the imagination and hopefully enjoy some responses ! I just love the way the forum topics jump around !

dave06 · dave06

a russian an american and a blonde were talking about space, the russian said " we were the first in space" the american said "we were the first to walk on the moon" the blonde said "we are going to be the first on the sun" the russian and american looked at eah other and sa...

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	FEDERAL BUDGET - MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC (Preview) MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us .. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will...	Gary and Kerry	2	1348	03:28 PM Nov 18, 2008 by Wombat 280
	What's In a Name (Preview) Try telling this one after you have had a couple! A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a bre...	Wombat 280	0	1193	08:25 PM Nov 14, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Do the Maths (Preview) Some Math +Logic: Here is a little something someonesent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It alsomade me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. Itgoes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people wh...	Wombat 280	0	1466	08:18 PM Nov 14, 2008 by Wombat 280
	the blond and the window (Preview) A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. 'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lo...	dave06	1	1757	02:06 PM Nov 13, 2008 by Pam
	bloody doctors (Preview) went to the quack last night (true story) big old mongrel he was, yellow nicotine stained moustache, big old gnarly grizzled hands the size of dinner plates, food stain on the shirt, scruffy hair, trousers up to his armpits, come from the dark ages, he came out to the waiting area, which I might add see...	dave06	9	2338	10:04 PM Nov 10, 2008 by suenami
	A Fart is a Fart (Preview) A fart.... It is a pleasent thing it gives the belly ease it warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas A fart..... can be quiet can be loud som...	drongo & wendy	0	1456	02:06 PM Nov 9, 2008 by drongo & wendy
	The Wake (Preview) The station owner had been away droving for 6 months. As he was riding back to the station he met one of the old workers who had been with him for years and he asked him how were things going on the station. He said he had some bad news "That old blue cattle dog died" "How" "We thin...	Gary and Kerry	0	1448	07:30 AM Nov 7, 2008 by Gary and Kerry
	Old Age Does That (Preview) Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-o...	Wombat 280	1	1677	10:40 AM Nov 6, 2008 by Pam
	tonto (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?'...	dave06	1	1640	07:29 PM Nov 5, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Outback Farm safety Message (Preview) An Aussie Poem The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The ****y took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank And s...	Wombat 280	0	1660	07:26 PM Nov 5, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Smoking Kills (Preview) Give up smoking you hear the Doctors say , WHY -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 20:40, 2008-11-04	Wombat 280	0	1216	09:39 PM Nov 4, 2008 by Wombat 280
	All Grandparents, heed this warning!! (Preview) ALL GRANDPARENTS, HEED THIS WARNING !! Do NOT lose your grand kids in the mall !! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied... 'Bundaberg r...	suenami	2	1436	10:37 PM Nov 3, 2008 by Wombat 280
	One liners (Preview) - A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."	twobob	9	1853	02:22 PM Nov 3, 2008 by NannyMon
	Get Out of the Car! (Preview) GET OUT OF THE CAR! *(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of* *Sarasota, Florida) An elderly* Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to s...	Ozziebushfolk	1	1751	07:22 PM Nov 2, 2008 by Roostertales
	Flowers (Preview) While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower ?" T...	Gary and Kerry	0	1243	04:23 PM Nov 2, 2008 by Gary and Kerry
	A Funny One (Preview) This old timer was travelling through the Australian outback, got a bit thirsty so called into this old Pub for a drink, while downing a cold schooner he sees a signs above the bar that reads, A FREE SCHOONER FOR ANY ONE WHO CAN MAKE THE OLD MULE AT BACK OF THE PUB LAUGH The idea of another schooner was very a...	Gary and Kerry	0	1265	04:22 PM Nov 2, 2008 by Gary and Kerry
	a happy woman (Preview) A Happy Woman: A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, &quo...	twobob	0	1717	04:16 PM Nov 2, 2008 by twobob
	Amazing Home Remedies (Preview) AMAZING HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WIT...	Ozziebushfolk	1	1634	04:04 PM Nov 2, 2008 by dave06
	Question and answer opportunity (Preview) Hi all -In response to Dave's latest joke post -What do artificial blondes and airplanes have in common ? I shall leave it to the imagination and hopefully enjoy some responses ! I just love the way the forum topics jump around !	Roostertales	0	1419	08:56 AM Oct 30, 2008 by Roostertales
	space (Preview) a russian an american and a blonde were talking about space, the russian said " we were the first in space" the american said "we were the first to walk on the moon" the blonde said "we are going to be the first on the sun" the russian and american looked at eah other and sa...	dave06	0	1370	07:13 PM Oct 29, 2008 by dave06
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