A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have twomates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about theanaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pullthe tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at Royal Melbournefor golf and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaestheticto work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very braveman asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Darling, and showhim..
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