Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.  Two days before the group is to leave, David's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.  Davids's friends are very upset that hecan't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find David sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.  Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyesand said, 'Guess who?'"  I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a  brand new see through  nightie .   She took my hand and took me to our bedroom.  The room had two dozen  candles and rose petals all over.  She had on the bed, handcuffs, and  ropes!  She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.  And then she  said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am.