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LIFE SAVER;


 

HELGA'S  DIARY ON A CRUISE  SHIP  
 
 

 

DEAR DIARY -  DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses,  swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really  exciting.

 
 

Our  local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls"  trip.

 
 

It  will be my first one, - and I can't  wait!

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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 2 

Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw whales and  dolphins.  Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice  man. 

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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf  balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for  dinner.  Felt honoured and had a wonderful time.  He is very  attractive and  attentive.
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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 4

 
 
 

Won  $800.00 in the ship's casino.  Captain asked me to have dinner with him  in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and  champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.  Told him  I could not be unfaithful to my  husband.

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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to  drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.  Captain saw me, bought  me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming.  Again asked me to  visit his cabin for the night.  Again I declined.  He told me, if I  did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship...  I was  shocked. 

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DEAR  DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600  lives.

 
 

Twice!!!!!.

 

 



 




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Be your self; there's no body better qualified !                    "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"

 

JC.

 


 

                                             

                

    

                          

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