Just Joking

dave06 · dave06

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. Sh...

The Gnome · The Gnome

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April T...

dave06 · dave06

a two seater helicopter crashed in a cemetery in spain this morning, so far 350 bodies have been recovered, police suspect there may be more

The Gnome · The Gnome

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Newark, New Jersey was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, whichshe could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw tha...

The Gnome · The Gnome

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are...

The Gnome · The Gnome

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)2) Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emil...

The Gnome · The Gnome

ALZHEIMER'S OR PARKINSONS Which one would you rather have?PARKINSONS of course! Better to spill half your drink than forget where the hell you put it!

twobob · twobob

...................................................STOP-- Edited by twobob on Friday 27th of March 2009 08:55:...

JRH · JRH

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was broug...

Roostertales · Roostertales

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. " 2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly...

Roostertales · Roostertales

CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THI...

sgntbilko · sgntbilko

Okay.........here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working. Which one do you think is the blonde? Scroll down Amazing I did not See it before.. The Blonde is the one With the wrong leg up. That is OK I did not Pass the test EITHER!!!!!

mike and Judy · mike and Judy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

WHERE DO REDHEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. Shecan't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.'Even though you an...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Walking into a bar Mike said to Charlie the bartender "pour me a stiff one" just had another fight with the little women. Oh year said Charlie how did this one end. Well when it was over she came to me on her hands and knees. "Really"said Charles now thats a change what did she have...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

Two businessmen in Sydney were sitting down taking a break in there soon to be opened store, one said to the other "i bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by and put his face to the window and ask, " what are we going to be selling" Wasnt long before an oldie came along and asked t...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

An old man goes into a chemist to get some viagra, "can i have 6 viagra cut in to quarters. I can cut them into quarters for u says Dan the pharmasist, but a quarter wont give u an erection. Im 96 says the old bloke, "i dont want an erection", i just want it sticking out a bit so i dont piddle in m...

Roostertales · Roostertales

Maria had lost her husband almost...

Roostertales · Roostertales

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and sheexplained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine monthslater the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sur...

drongo & wendy · drongo & wendy

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	the gay ranch hand (Preview) A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. Sh...	dave06	0	1104	08:24 PM Mar 28, 2009 by dave06
	A BLONDES Year in Review (Preview) January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April T...	The Gnome	4	1113	10:24 PM Mar 27, 2009 by Wombat 280
	overloaded helicopter (Preview) a two seater helicopter crashed in a cemetery in spain this morning, so far 350 bodies have been recovered, police suspect there may be more	dave06	4	820	06:55 PM Mar 27, 2009 by dave06
	Don't mess with old people (Preview) HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Newark, New Jersey was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, whichshe could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw tha...	The Gnome	1	997	06:43 PM Mar 27, 2009 by Roostertales
	Signs of the times (Preview) WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are...	The Gnome	1	722	06:40 PM Mar 27, 2009 by Roostertales
	Just Loverly (Preview) 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)2) Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emil...	The Gnome	0	761	02:44 PM Mar 27, 2009 by The Gnome
	Life's Choice (Preview) ALZHEIMER'S OR PARKINSONS Which one would you rather have?PARKINSONS of course! Better to spill half your drink than forget where the hell you put it!	The Gnome	0	857	02:29 PM Mar 27, 2009 by The Gnome
	Dont ........................STOP (Preview) ...................................................STOP-- Edited by twobob on Friday 27th of March 2009 08:55:...	twobob	1	907	01:09 PM Mar 27, 2009 by dave06
	Athiest Holy Day (Preview) In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was broug...	JRH	1	1083	12:52 PM Mar 27, 2009 by sgntbilko
	Another one for the ladies (Preview) Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. " 2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly...	Roostertales	0	809	08:38 PM Mar 26, 2009 by Roostertales
	One for the ladies (Preview) CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THI...	Roostertales	0	758	08:37 PM Mar 26, 2009 by Roostertales
	PICK THE BLONDE (Preview) Okay.........here it is. A test to see if your brain is still working. Which one do you think is the blonde? Scroll down Amazing I did not See it before.. The Blonde is the one With the wrong leg up. That is OK I did not Pass the test EITHER!!!!!	sgntbilko	3	1264	07:27 PM Mar 25, 2009 by jimbo
	testicle therapy (Preview) Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to...	mike and Judy	3	1015	06:48 PM Mar 25, 2009 by Roostertales
	The Orgins of Red Headed Kids (Preview) WHERE DO REDHEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. Shecan't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said.'Even though you an...	Wombat 280	2	1365	03:54 PM Mar 24, 2009 by sgntbilko
	BAR TALK (Preview) Walking into a bar Mike said to Charlie the bartender "pour me a stiff one" just had another fight with the little women. Oh year said Charlie how did this one end. Well when it was over she came to me on her hands and knees. "Really"said Charles now thats a change what did she have...	drongo & wendy	0	966	09:18 AM Mar 24, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	seniors (Preview) Two businessmen in Sydney were sitting down taking a break in there soon to be opened store, one said to the other "i bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by and put his face to the window and ask, " what are we going to be selling" Wasnt long before an oldie came along and asked t...	drongo & wendy	0	830	09:09 AM Mar 24, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	viagra (Preview) An old man goes into a chemist to get some viagra, "can i have 6 viagra cut in to quarters. I can cut them into quarters for u says Dan the pharmasist, but a quarter wont give u an erection. Im 96 says the old bloke, "i dont want an erection", i just want it sticking out a bit so i dont piddle in m...	drongo & wendy	0	881	08:55 AM Mar 24, 2009 by drongo & wendy
	In mourning (a little risque) (Preview) Maria had lost her husband almost...	Roostertales	0	784	07:20 PM Mar 23, 2009 by Roostertales
	birds and the bees (Preview) The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and sheexplained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine monthslater the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sur...	Roostertales	0	827	07:18 PM Mar 23, 2009 by Roostertales
	the irish (Preview) ----------------------------------------------------------	drongo & wendy	0	789	09:13 AM Mar 23, 2009 by drongo & wendy
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