Honest -
I told my Mum & Dad I was going to get married , the wedding would be about 18
months , seeing I was in the Navy , we would have to be flexible on dates .
Well , Mum says , getting married ah . Yeah mum . Ok , I will let you get married IF ,
you can tell me "What's , what is" .
What a stupid question that was . Well , I had been in the Navy a couple of years ,
had been overseas , in a warzone  and a lot of life experiences for a 20y/old . But ,
I had never come across - what's , what is . Getting closer to the day , still could not
tell mum what's , what is . I was panicking , as mum was from "tho old school" & up to her word . A week to go & she asks me again - dunno mum . Well , I spose you will
have to find out for yourself .
Well I got married & off up to the Florida at Terrigal for the 1st nite .
As we got to bed I started testing the water , got down to "the map of tazzie"
What's that ? I ask
What's what , she says .
And that my Friends is how I found out "What's , what is .