Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Goinsoon
I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
.......ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STAND STILL .........
lilly wrote:well i suppose it had to happen sometime lol
well i suppose it had to happen sometime lol