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Have You Ever Woken Up In Someone Elses Bed?
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Taser
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It's an oldie but a goodie. Enjoy Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The eff...
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Press 9
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Why She Changed MotelsLast week, she checked into the caravan park in Bundaberg Queensland in a cabin and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page...
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highest help
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.. She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'He replied in a rasp...
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Election
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The Green Party got 8% of the vote in the recent European parliament elections. They would have done better but most of their voters put their ballot papers in the recycling bin... Doh.
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Loffty
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Golf!
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't k...
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Age makes wisdom
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An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" Noticing some bones on t...
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pick me, pick me !
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Little Jimmy was in fourth class at his local primary school. When the teacher asked the class a question, Jimmy always knew the answer, but even though he had his hand up first, the teacher would ask some other boy what the answer was, then give the kid a jellybean. This really upset little Jimmy, so he...
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"How To Be Cruel To Old Guys Eye Chart."
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mexico
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Subject: Mexican Jews...Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?' Al replies, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.' When the waiter arrives, Al asks, 'Are there any Mexican Jew...
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Beautiful
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This was sent to me as an email and although its not a joke, i will put it in just joking. The pictures may not show, but the story will. Rob.Live with laugher and love with all your heart....... The Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderlygentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches r...
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Retired People
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Yesterday I was at my local COLES buying a large bag of Purinadog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have...
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Go the Irish
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robell
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A Tater Story
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Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-bake...
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NEW NEW ZEALAND ZONING
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New New Zealand zoning. Sorry, I couldn't make it bigger. It was on an email. -- Edited by Beth54 on Monday 9th of May 2011 05:18:39 PM
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New Coffee Special
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New coffee special . . . Osama Bin Latte . . . has a fluffy white head with two shots in it . . .
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sucastja
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Forums
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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs...
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gubby
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Circle Flies
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A North Queensland ruff-nut stockman attends a social function where Prime Minister Julia is speechifying. Clearly the stockman was not paying much attention, yackking with those closest and even quite far away. Julia endeavoured to attract his interest with slower single syllable words. Yo...
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Best 'Genie' joke ever
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your l...
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Noah's New Ark
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One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, Anything you want. After all, you're the guv" . But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch." This time Noah, I want not just a...
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