A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the

jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives

when he realizes that the one thing he never taught

them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief

for a walk in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a

tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and

says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks

and grunts, "Rock." The Priest really getting

enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling

in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a

couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds,

"Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly,

pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that

he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be

civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill

these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike