A   beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum  seeker claimant outside the Centrelink  Offices.

'My  good  man,' the fairy  said,
'I've  been told by Julia  Gillard to  grant you three wishes, since youve just  arrived in  Australia with your wife and  seven  children all costs to be borne by  the Australian Tax Payers.'

The  man  told the fairy:
'Well,  in  Sri Lanka   where I come   from we don't have good teeth, so I want  new  teeth, maybe a lot of gold in  them.'
The  fairy  looked at the man's almost toothless  grin and  
-- PING  !!! The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining  set of gold  teeth in his  mouth!

'What   else?' asked  the fairy, 'two  more wishes to go'.

The   Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got  bolder.
'I  need a  big house with a three car garage  on the Gold Coast with eight bedrooms and a  Gold Visa Card in each room -for my family and  the rest of my refugee relatives who still live  in  Sri Lanka . I want to bring them all  over here.

PING !  - In  the distance there could be seen a  beautiful  mansion with a three car garage,  a long  driveway, a walkout patio with a  BBQ, and a  sparkling swimming pool and a  BMW, full of  his nephews playing their  music.

'One  more wish left for you', said the  fairy, waving  her wand.

The   Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to  go for broke now and  said I want  to be Australian with Australian clothes instead  of the rags and shawl , and I want to have white  skin like the   Australians.'

PING !  -  The man was transformed, wearing worn  out Stubbies shorts, a dirty Bonds T-shirt and  a  greasy terry-towel hat.  He had  his  bad teeth back and the mansion had  disappeared  from the  horizon.
'What   happened to my new teeth?' he  wailed.   'Where  is my new house? Wheres my Visa  Gold  Card?'
The  fairy  said
'Tough  luck. Now that you are  Australian,
you're  entitled  to
sweet  bug gar  all like the  rest of   us.
And  she   disappeared